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    Sooner All-World StoopTroup's Avatar
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    Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Here's a little blog to brighten up your day...

    Who Needs Males, Anyway?

    A certain famous virgin birth 2,000-some years ago notwithstanding, parthenogenesis in mammals is not in the cards. Mammalian genes don’t just merge in a fertilized egg and carry on. Instead, at least 100 genes in both sperm and eggs are turned off. But it’s never the same gene; if dad’s is a dud, mom’s takes up the slack, and vice versa. But obviously that doesn’t portend well for parthenogenesis. If you merge the DNA in two eggs, you’ll still have too many deactivated genes to produce a viable offspring. Some truly bizarre laboratory manipulations have gotten around this—scientists in Japan managed to disable to genetic “off” switches in a mouse egg, so all of the maternal genes were working, producing mice without a father in 2004. But don’t expect the technique to come to a fertility clinic near you anytime soon.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    It's more of a fun thing, and not so much a procreation thing around my house.
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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    yeah, and who would move stuff and kill spiders?

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    I was rendered useless shortly after I said "I do".
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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    IIRC, this process would only yield females. And of course we all know the downside for that: No more football.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by Widescreen
    IIRC, this process would only yield females. And of course we all know the downside for that: No more football.
    We would still give birth to enough guys to empty the trash, kill the spiders, have sex with, and play football for us and stuff.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Technically, we may not need females at some point, either. Once we can clone and generate eggs in a lab.

    The race is on!!!

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    Technically, we may not need females at some point, either. Once we can clone and generate eggs in a lab.

    The race is on!!!
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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by mxATVracer10
    THIS is the gheyest thing I've evar heard!
    Craw strives to be the best at everything he does.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by mxATVracer10
    THIS is the gheyest thing I've evar heard!
    O brave new world!

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 toast's Avatar
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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    I'll get concerned when my wife learns to unclog a toilet.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    I'll get concerned when my wife can open a jar.

    The lady next door got divorced so now I open her jars too.

    ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN TO THE LEFT!!
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 TheUnnamedSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I'll get concerned when my wife can open a jar.

    The lady next door got divorced so now I open her jars too.

    ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN TO THE LEFT!!
    So, what is this "opening jars" you speak of? I know if I was "opening my recently divorced neighbors jar", my wife wouldn't be too happy.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    "Opening her jar" is a euphemism.

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    I'm not sure I've ever been of any use to begin with. I'm ahead of the curve on this one.

    WOOT!!!

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    Re: Gentlemen: We may be rendered useless soon....

    Quote Originally Posted by ric311
    I'm not sure I've ever been of any use to begin with. I'm ahead of the curve on this one.

    WOOT!!!
    Come on, slacker! Get married, get divorced, she gets the better half of all possessions, you get the shaft, you pay child support for kids you see 4 days a month, you pay alimony. What is so hard about this?
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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