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    Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    I just returned to the office from an absolutely scintillating afternoon seminar detailing all the new postal rules and regulations. I found it very informative. You see, with all the automation the postal service is using these days, they are working to get letter and package sizes standardized.

    So the lady conducting the seminar cautioned us to make sure our packages aren't too rigid. I was surprised to learn that rigidity is apparently a bad thing. But then you don't want them too flimsy either. They can be thick, but not too thick, but you don't want them especially thin. Long-sided packages are definitely better that shorter ones. Fail to abide by these rules and you will be penalized. The best advice? Use the service less, but try to stuff as much as you can neatly in each envelope. The price for extra ounces has actually gone down.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    ummmmmm, yeah
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    I don't work for the post office or anything, but I've found that the longer, medium thickness packages are the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    I don't work for the post office or anything, but I've found that the longer, medium thickness packages are the best.
    That's what Dean said.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    But what if I need to ship some wood?

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    What am I going to do with all that junk inside my trunk?

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    and there should be some standardization. that way we know what we are receiving before investing too much time, only to be disappointed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
    "When I heard Shaq had been traded, I was hoping it had been for the Paris twins because they are ridiculous," Stein joked. "They're probably the two toughest post players to guard in the country."
    CLICK HERE ----->http://www.myartvideo.com

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    But then again, you don't want every delivery to be the same.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by TopDaugIn2000
    and there should be some standardization. that way we know what we are receiving before investing too much time, only to be disappointed.
    And to make sure your box can handle the package too

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    so size does matter?
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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    BTW....

    this can't end well.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    But then again, you don't want every delivery to be the same.
    yeah, but you are kinda married your mailman

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    BTW....

    this can't end well.
    Why not? This information is important. And for what it's worth... Dean really should have already shared this with us.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Why not? This information is important. And for what it's worth... Dean really should have already shared this with us.
    You saying Dean's an expert with packages?
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    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Dead man walking...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Why not? This information is important. And for what it's worth... Dean really should have already shared this with us.
    I suspect he's already shared it with some of us.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    mmmmm envelopes....

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Guys, I know we all complain about how the envelope tastes, but keep licking away.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    Whatever. If they made envelope-flavored ice cream, I'd buy it by the truckload.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Make Sure Your Packages Aren't Stiff and Hard

    just don't buy the cheap envelopes

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