this one seems kinda dumb too
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=31...C-RSSFeeds0312
if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?
this one seems kinda dumb too
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=31...C-RSSFeeds0312
if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?
they were both doing their "jobs"......
I don't see anything wrong with what he did.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
one day
Justis was done. Sort of.
Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
I think both were taking advantage of their jobs. The porn star doesn't know any better.
Barbie Cummings? Is that the best that she could come up with?
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Randy
pain pills is not her drug of choice, she is also a fan of blow
Yermom...
When you say bad....
Do you mean in a domineering...."Yes Mamm I'll lick your boot" kinda way?
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.
Officer: You don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in the big lawn bag I put in the trunk, if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the Owner?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and then murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
What will Randy Moss do next...
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Mama Mia en fuego today!
and Cops are bad, MMkay.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
what is the problem exactly?
She wanted out of a narcotics charge, he wanted a bj, she got out of a narcotics sharge, he got a bj.
one day
this one seems kinda dumb too
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=31...C-RSSFeeds0312
if you are going to do this, why write the speeding ticket that links you together?
eh....i'd hit it.....make sure i lubed down with axle grease to keep the critters off me but........i'd hit it.
Ole Vet Posse SGT-AT-ARMS.
don't forget the gypsy tears
Whats the big deal here? Love her name and it makes me wanna become a state trooper.
Great recruting tool
this has to be good for her career
coming soon to video
Barbie's road trip adventure
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