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    My son fell in the toilet.

    My son Ryan (3) said he had to peepee so I went into to put the child seat on the toilet for him.He waves his hand at me and says NO THANKS to the child seat,then proceeds to plop dow.His butt shot right thru the hole leaving nothing but his head and arms above the rim.To this change in circumstance my son replys WHOA.I couldn't help it and started laughing.He does let me put the child ring on the seat NOW.
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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Splash down!

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Just be glad it wasn't in an out house
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Did you wash him off?

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Quote Originally Posted by MamaMia
    Did you wash him off?
    The water already did that. Pay attention, Mama.

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Why was he sitting to pee?

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Why was he sitting to pee?

    Don't you?

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    did you get any tabs on the location of the Clintons when this happened? Maybe your son knows about Rush Favor's Antelope Pitfighting Ring.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Why was he sitting to pee?

    Yes ,he is too short to pee standing up,aswell at this point pee-pee just means bathroom,could be 1 or2.

    AND yes MamaM he was washed off.
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    Talking Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    Quote Originally Posted by stoopified
    Yes ,he is too short to pee standing up,aswell at this point pee-pee just means bathroom,could be 1 or2.

    AND yes MamaM he was washed off.
    With soap?

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    You can now say stuff like "Come here you little turd!"

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    Re: My son fell in the toilet.

    So, did he laugh or cry?

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