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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member achiro's Avatar
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    Angry The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Not really the zipper itself, the tab that you grab to zip and unzip. Would it look bad if I just looped a paperclip onto it so I could go to the bathroom if needed?
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    That depends - how many people typically stare at your crotch on any given day?
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by achiro
    Not really the zipper itself, the tab that you grab to zip and unzip. Would it look bad if I just looped a paperclip onto it so I could go to the bathroom if needed?
    A lot of us types have that problem. I've started buying the Horse line from Daniel Cremieux.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    You probably tried to get the frank past the beans didn't you?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member achiro's Avatar
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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    That depends - how many people typically stare at your crotch on any given day?
    most
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    I used the same "fix". You have to shorten the clip (w/pliers) so it will not be visible.

    I apologize for providing a straight answer.

    BTW: Is this why we're referred to as PAPERCLIPS?
    .....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup
    You probably tried to get the frank past the beans didn't you?
    this post is worthless w/o a pic...sooo



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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    A lot of us types have that problem. I've started buying the Horse line from Daniel Cremieux.

    you could have just started using a smaller pair of socks.
    heh.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    WE GOT A BLEEDER!!!

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamhock
    you could have just started using a smaller pair of socks.
    I could, but that makes my cigarette trick less effective.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by achiro
    Would it look bad if I just looped a paperclip onto it so I could go to the bathroom if needed?
    Are you an accountant??
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    That depends - how many people typically stare at your crotch on any given day?

    he is a fake dr, probably tells all the girls they have to kneel so that he can properly adjust their neck....
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

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    Re: The zipper on my slacks just broke

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    he is a fake dr, probably tells all the girls they have to kneel so that he can properly adjust their neck....
    Aw another story ,
    I remember I was helping My 1st exs best frien and Mine broke , she fixed it
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