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    Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    in public when you are trying to convince a judge, and the governator to reduce your upcoming prison sentence which has you soooooooooo distraught.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Nice fingernails.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Hilton is scheduled to testify in the trial next week, however Dr. Sophy contends that in her current state, she is "not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial."

    Current state? Dont you mean her every day state?

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Quote Originally Posted by Petro-Sooner
    Hilton is scheduled to testify in the trial next week, however Dr. Sophy contends that in her current state, she is "not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial."

    Current state? Dont you mean her every day state?
    That's why they can use that same excuse no matter when the trial takes place...he just wanted to put it in a nicer way since he is likely getting a large paycheck because of her...
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    What a dumbass!!!
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHumanAlphabet
    What a dumbass!!!
    SHE'S UNDER A LOT OF STRESS RIGHT NOW!!!11
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Oh, would someone just kill her already?
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Maybe she should shave her head.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Not capable of meaningful participation, eh?

    What a load of crap. The average American with multiple DWIs wouldn't have a ridiculous shrink out front shilling for them.

    Hollywood is so far removed from reality it needs to be separated from the rest of the United States the way Washington, D.C. is.
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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    I hope they keep her in isolation, I would hate for any of the other inmates to catch her "medical condition".

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    South Park had a really good point...

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    Don't bend over for the soap. Oh wait...
    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem
    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    Re: Note to Paris: Do not smoke pot

    The online Free Paris Hilton petition has gathered more than 25,000 signatures - but unfortunately for the reality TV star, a rival campaign, Jail Paris Hilton, is twice as popular, with more than 60,000 supporters.
    where is that 15 minute timer???
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