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    2013 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS Osce0la's Avatar
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    Give me a ****ing break

    So the 2 hens that work with me are discussing their family members that smoke...during this conversation I am wondering how long it will be before someone mentions me. Well, sure enough, I hear them saying something about "some people just don't want to listen and quit", followed immediately by "we've got one of them over here"...

    people annoy me...
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sooner_born_1960's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    You should burn both of their houses down.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 StuIsTheMan's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    And Celebrate with a Pack of Lucky's
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    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Turd_Ferguson's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    You smoke, I chew. You blow smoke in my face, I'll spit on you.

    In all seriousness, I can't stand to be around smoker's, so I just avoid them. I have family members and good friends that smoke and when they light up...I walk away. Just sayin.

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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Quote Originally Posted by Osce0la
    So the 2 hens that work with me are discussing their family members that smoke...during this conversation I am wondering how long it will be before someone mentions me. Well, sure enough, I hear them saying something about "some people just don't want to listen and quit", followed immediately by "we've got one of them over here"...

    people annoy me...
    Well to be honest with yourself, being a bitchy old hen is a lot healthier than sucking up dried weeds and paper smoke, no?

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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Quote Originally Posted by Osce0la
    So the 2 hens that work with me are discussing their family members that smoke...during this conversation I am wondering how long it will be before someone mentions me. Well, sure enough, I hear them saying something about "some people just don't want to listen and quit", followed immediately by "we've got one of them over here"...

    people annoy me...
    Next smoke break, put out your smoke and drop the but in her purse.
    Know thy self,
    know thy enemy.
    A thousand battles,
    a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)

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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Definitely and or stop it out and walk by her desk and make sure it falls off your shoe.

    They can be beyounces about people who smoke but I bet they will still be ugly in the morning!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Big Red Ron's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Or hold in the last drag and blow it in her general direction.
    Know thy self,
    know thy enemy.
    A thousand battles,
    a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member OU4LIFE's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    I think you should throw some of your 'smokers lung' at them.
    I taste terrific.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Big Red Ron's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Or cough on them when you walk by.
    Know thy self,
    know thy enemy.
    A thousand battles,
    a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Beef's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Fart in their general direction.
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    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Put your cigarette out in her eye. Tell the other one to STFU or suffer a facial burn...

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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    Go to your Boss and complain about how they are talking about you and tell your Boss that you've actually been trying to quit but that your afraid to quit because they will find something else about you that think you should quit and your afraid that it will never stop until they drive you into therapy....

    Tell your Boss how they are constantly gabbing and making hurtfull statements about everybody in the office. Then start to cry.

    Keep crying until your Boss gives you a couple of days off.

    Once you return to the office...thank them for the paid time off.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 StuIsTheMan's Avatar
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    Re: Give me a ****ing break

    is this them?

    Dude, enough with the nasty pics. Final warning.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem
    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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