So, I shaved my butt yesterday. That's the first time I've changed butt hairstyles since...well, the late 80's when I had it permed. I've always had a standard trim/business butt cut, but my wife convinced me that my outta control butt hair would be less noticeable if I just had it shaved. So, I had them sheer it down to 1/25".
They had to go through 4 clippers but it was worth it.
-OU4LIFE
“someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout
You should have just braided it.
Mine is in dreds...
Originally Posted by Eminem
(Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)
heh....
*distancing myself from picasso*
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
why? my butt is far from hairy, just ask the folks on highway 75. I moon them every morning.
now, Hairy4LIFE sent me the note. I think it's a cry for help.
you misread the note. I said your wife asked me to shave it.
I didn't have much choice, I didn't want her to cut me off....
I taste terrific.
but alas, I'm not married so yes, you are crying for help.
it's here if you need it Hairy. the key to your quest in life is that lost ball on #12.
Obviously, nobody has the guts to post the OTHER copycat thread.
Pic, you are obviously having a hard time dealing with the continuous flogging from me on the golf course, so this is how you retaliate.
It's ok, I understand. Not everyone can play good golf. You have other talents. I have no idea what they are, but i'm sure you have them. The sooner you come to terms with the fact that golf is just not your game, the easier this will all be for you. Let the anger go man....it's a cancer.
I taste terrific.
i thought pic was one of the "Guys"?
“someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout
hardly.
careful man, he'll start on you next. I'm sure he can't beat you either.
I taste terrific.
are you saying, when he wanted "to show me his short game" he wasn't talking about golf?
“someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout
Exactly what happened on the golf course to cause this cancer?
Nevermind. I don't wanna know.
dude, he has no short game, so it's pretty obvious what he was talking about.....
I taste terrific.
Mrs Homey thinks I should get my back waxed or something. I refuse. I am a male mammal. We have fur. What's the big deal?
BTW, ever considered the difference between head hair and body fur? See, head hair, including beards, will grow and grow. Cf. body fur which grows to a certain length and stops. Wassup wid dat?
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
yes, and the bodily hair just keeps sprouting from new places the older you get.
and leave it to Hairy to try to make this a golf thread.
Heh, now I've seen a thread on everything.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
it's a copycat thread. I really didn't shave my butt and I really dint start walking backwards.Heh, now I've seen a thread on everything.
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