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    Attention Cat Owners...

    This is hilarious!

    So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.
    Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and
    nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on
    this mat in our bathroom.

    Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3
    years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves
    chapstick. LOVES IT. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing
    it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my
    chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to
    put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

    Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try
    to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys
    are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my
    little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a
    mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor
    me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

    We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am
    looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner
    to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was
    applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked
    right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know
    that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped.
    And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.
    And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the
    FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

    And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures,
    there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your
    chapstick on the cat's butt.
    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    Einstein.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    so, did you notice a change in the way the chapstick tasted?

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    whoa my.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Iz not my story, just an email forward.

    heh
    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    Einstein.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by Xstnlsooner
    This is hilarious!

    So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.
    .
    damn, that IS funny.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    damn, that IS funny.
    hey, how about Double D on the Big Break???? What a dufus! That poor guy stubs his toe every time around.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Chapstick poisoning, I bet.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    My cousin stuck a Q-Tip in a dog's butt once.


    Happy Mother's Day!
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by picasso
    hey, how about Double D on the Big Break???? What a dufus! That poor guy stubs his toe every time around.
    dude, what an idot.

    I woulda cashed that immunity in so fast it would make your head spin.

    guy let his pride get in the way. Big mistake...don't play golf with your pride or ego...it just won't work.

    Dave is next to go, that guy is just horrible. How he's skated by this far is a miracle.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Thats funny. I have a Mothers Day story too.

    We were all rushing around getting ready for Mothers Day mass. Daddy was at the clinic doing an emergency partial root canal so Mommy was on her own.

    I had my son who was 6 at the time, a little girl and a baby girl. I was expecting the family for after church pot roast, which was already in the crock pot. The baby was crying, so of course I picked her up to comfort her. I was feeding the kids, doing dishes, tidying up a bit and trying to get everyone dressed all at once. I even ran the sweeper real quick.

    Our son helped me with the oldest girl. It came time to leave so I said to my son, "Okay, wheres my purse?" He said "Hanging on the chair." I said "Do you know where my keys are?" He said "On the desk, and so are your sunglasses." I said "Great, now... wheres your baby sister?" He and the eldest daughter looked at each other with their eyebrows raised and he turned to me and said...."On your hip." By golly, he was right. There she was.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    dude, what an idot.

    I woulda cashed that immunity in so fast it would make your head spin.

    guy let his pride get in the way. Big mistake...don't play golf with your pride or ego...it just won't work.

    Dave is next to go, that guy is just horrible. How he's skated by this far is a miracle.
    he can putt though, that's kept him around.

    Tommy is without a doubt the best player left. But, none of these folks are top notch, thus the reunion thing.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Q-Tip.

    Butt.

    In it.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Q-Tip.

    Butt.

    In it.
    we heard your request the first time.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Q-Tip.

    Butt.

    In it.
    Secret beauty tip?

    or booty tip?

    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    Einstein.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    awwww yeaaahh
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    My cousin stuck a Q-Tip in a dog's butt once.


    Happy Mother's Day!
    The nurse at the clinic stuck a Q-Tip in my son's butt just last week.

    What's your cousin's name?

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by MamaMia
    I was expecting the family for after church pot roast, which was already in the crock pot.
    How did they all fit?

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Magic dust...
    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    Einstein.

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    Re: Attention Cat Owners...

    Quote Originally Posted by Xstnlsooner
    Magic dust...
    I think Mama would fire Lupe the cleaning woman in about two seconds flat if she discovered any sort of dust in her house.

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