He lobbied to get the only urinal in my office replaced with an ultra low urinal like they use in elementary schools. Now, everytime I use it, I have to wipe off the peepee sprinkles that land on my shoes.
Should I send him the bill when I get my shoes professionally cleaned?
"later I'll let ya climb me!"
that's why I refuse to use urinals altogether; they splash no matter how high they are
try using one wearing shorts sometime, you'll be wiping the sprinkles off your legs
Whoop his a$$.
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seriouslyOriginally Posted by sitzpinkler
i have oft pondered how we can put a freakin' man on the moon but we cant solve the splatter problem.
urinals/toilets really haven't even changed in the last 50 years have they? there is a mint to be made in the area of splatter proof peepee catcher.
heh.
I ain't eating that mint.
Real Name: Mark
We have one of those here, you have to hit it high and just right to make it splatter downwards into the urinal...
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