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    Melo

    Melo <<< Poop in a Can


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    Re: Melo



    Thats not poop in a can, this is poop in a can.
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    Re: Melo

    My dad bought petrified poop once, I **** you not.

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    Re: Melo

    My new assistant dropped "dookie" on me yesterday.

    The word, not the dookie.
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    Re: Melo

    i can't believe Melo never showed up for her own thread

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay
    My new assistant dropped "dookie" on me yesterday.

    The word, not the dookie.
    Green Day fan?
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    My dad bought petrified poop once, I **** you not.
    Are you telling me that there are parents out there that don't have a corprolite sitting on a shelf in their house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skycat
    Are you telling me that there are parents out there that don't have a corprolite sitting on a shelf in their house?
    Well, he's an Aggie. I'm positive there aren't any normal people who do.

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    Well, he's an Aggie. I'm positive there aren't any normal people who do.
    Are you calling my sainted mother abnormal?

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by skycat
    Are you calling my sainted mother abnormal?
    Is she an aggie?

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    Re: Melo

    She's an Ichabod.

    Take that.

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by skycat
    She's an Ichabod.

    Take that.
    Okay, no normal people EXCEPT your mother have petrified **** on their shelf.

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    Re: Melo

    why does it seem that half the threads on here talk about ****? just wondering
    Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.

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    Re: Melo

    half the threads that aren't are ****ty anyway

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    Re: Melo

    haha. i mean, who doesn't find **** amusing?
    Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.

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    Re: Melo

    it's funnier when referred to as "poop"
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Melo

    I find the phrase "doo-doo brown" to be amusing.

    I also laugh at fart noises. every time.
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    Re: Melo

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html

    Wife feeds dog poo to husband

    By staff writers with BBC

    May 02, 2007 02:39pm

    AN unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry, the BBC has reported.

    Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty in a Scottish court to culpable and reckless conduct against her ex-husband Donald Martin.

    The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.

    At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement , the BBC reported.

    Martin's defence lawyer Terry Gallanagh compared the case to "an episode of Desperate Housewives", and said that at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage "had hit an all time low".

    Mr Gallanagh told the court that Martin wrongly believed that her husband was having an affair.

    He claimed that his client had endured "continued mental abuse" over a period of about five years.

    The court heard that Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife's parenting skills and started a new business without telling her.

    The couple are now in the process of getting divorced.

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    Re: Melo

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.
    This part is making me laugh.
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    Re: Melo

    Anybody else see the latest episode of The Sopranos? Young Vito dumping in the locker room shower? Ewwwwwwwww!!

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