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Thats not poop in a can, this is poop in a can.
Olevet Posse - Dirty LibOriginally Posted by yermom
My dad bought petrified poop once, I **** you not.
My new assistant dropped "dookie" on me yesterday.
The word, not the dookie.
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i can't believe Melo never showed up for her own thread
Are you telling me that there are parents out there that don't have a corprolite sitting on a shelf in their house?Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
Well, he's an Aggie. I'm positive there aren't any normal people who do.Originally Posted by skycat
Are you calling my sainted mother abnormal?Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
Is she an aggie?Originally Posted by skycat
She's an Ichabod.
Take that.
Okay, no normal people EXCEPT your mother have petrified **** on their shelf.Originally Posted by skycat
why does it seem that half the threads on here talk about ****? just wondering
Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.
half the threads that aren't are ****ty anyway
haha. i mean, who doesn't find **** amusing?
Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.
I find the phrase "doo-doo brown" to be amusing.
I also laugh at fart noises. every time.
Olevet Posse - Dirty LibOriginally Posted by yermom
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html
Wife feeds dog poo to husband
By staff writers with BBC
May 02, 2007 02:39pm
AN unhappy wife fed her husband dog excrement in a curry, the BBC has reported.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty in a Scottish court to culpable and reckless conduct against her ex-husband Donald Martin.
The court heard that Martin served the dinner to her husband and started laughing as he began to eat it.
At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement , the BBC reported.
Martin's defence lawyer Terry Gallanagh compared the case to "an episode of Desperate Housewives", and said that at the time of the curry incident, the couple's 21-year marriage "had hit an all time low".
Mr Gallanagh told the court that Martin wrongly believed that her husband was having an affair.
He claimed that his client had endured "continued mental abuse" over a period of about five years.
The court heard that Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife's parenting skills and started a new business without telling her.
The couple are now in the process of getting divorced.
This part is making me laugh.Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
Anybody else see the latest episode of The Sopranos? Young Vito dumping in the locker room shower? Ewwwwwwwww!!