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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    There are more "quotable quotes" in this thing than a four foot stack of Readers Digest's.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    all penises are not created equal.
    I got a bad mustache
    a recurring rash
    and not a lot of cash.
    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    I think she has issues
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I'm a tolerant mother****er.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    You gotta learn your man to earn your man
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    Homey, I'm not gonna ask how you found that, but it would be great for the Imus Show.
    posse member

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    Homey, I'm not gonna ask how you found that, but it would be great for the Imus Show.
    I frequent a message board where a bunch of people with whom I share common interests hang out. One of those folks turned us on to this. I knew there would be folks here who would enjoy it.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    The looks on the interviewer's face are priceless.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdGJx...elated&search=

    'If the man is not coming, he's going to be going..."
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    "A man won't buy you a $2.99 shrimp dinner at Long John Silver's but he will give you a mouthful of sperm."

    Classic....

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    she's definitely turned sex into a science...lol

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    "dick will make you slap somebody"

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    "dick will make you slap somebody"
    if done right.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 ChickSoonerFan's Avatar
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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    I don't even know what to say to all that...

    though I think you can take the word "probably" out of the title of this thread.


    When the other lady says "JACKRABBIT?!?!?!!?!" jump jump jump jump

    that was funny

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    ...when a penis all up in yo vagina you ain't got no defenses...

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    Quote Originally Posted by ChickSoonerFan
    I don't even know what to say to all that...

    though I think you can take the word "probably" out of the title of this thread.


    When the other lady says "JACKRABBIT?!?!?!!?!" jump jump jump jump

    that was funny
    it would definitely be safe with the sound turned off.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    The Halloween one is just as good.
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
    - Fred Bastiat

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
    - Fred Bastiat

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgqfNUiYp74

    I see your vagina remix and give you the penis remix, what!?

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    Homey, you're a day late and a dollar short.
    http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/sho...t=penial+power

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    Da peenus powur.
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: probably not SFW, but...ZANG!

    that b!tch is telling all my secrets!

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