Chimps

[StoopTroup]

I was watching the Discovery Channel last night.

They had this special on Chimps.

They are not good pets evidently.

You can pull those nasty canine fangs but they still will attack you.

Men seem most at risk for violent attack.

The thing is...they can rip your flesh with their fingernails and then while your thinking...you hope the worst is over soon...they rip off your testicles and leave.

I will need therapy to even go near the Zoo now.





The show aires again on April 28th.

Discovery Channel - Rogue Nature

[sanantoniosooner]

I think it's obvious that men are most likely to be attacked if ripping testicles is part of the routine.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Oliver the upright walking chimp was a good pet..... No testicle ripping to my knowledge.

[StoopTroup]

I think I've now figured out why Jane Goodall was able to co-habitate with the chimps.

[OCUDad]

Not to mention why they're so popular with SicEm.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Not to mention why they're so popular with SicEm.

No, even though it's ripping, it'd still involve testicular palpation.

Maybe if you put one in a burka...

[soonerboomer93]

dude, they fling poo

how can you not want one

you know, take it to the ex's house and unleash it there?

[OzarkSooner]

dude, they fling poo

how can you not want one

you know, take it to the ex's house and unleash it there?

Not only do they FLING poo, they actually carry it around in their lower lip like a big ol' naRsTy dip of Copenhagen. If you don't believe me, just go to the Tulsa Zoo and check them out on that Island. They carry it in their lower lip and just wait for someone to taunt them...

[StoopTroup]

Those chimps at the Tulsa Zoo were captured in the wilds of Stillwater.

[Rogue]

AHEM!

"Rogue Nature"?

[SicEmBaylor]

A guerrilla took a leak on my sister at the Dallas Zoo about 10 years ago.

[yermom]

adult chimps are strong enough to rip your arms off...

[SoonerInKCMO]

The parents of my grandma's second husband (whom she met at the former Central State Hospital while she worked there and he was a patient) had a pet chimp they kept in a cage in their living room in Lawton. Freakin' hillbilly weirdos.

[Mongo]

adult chimps are strong enough to rip your arms off...

Wookiees are known to pull people's arms out of socket when they lose

[Mjcpr]

Wookiees are known to pull people's arms out of socket when they lose

Why do you think OU4LIFE is undefeated, because he's a good golfer?

Pffft.

[Jello Biafra]

A guerrilla took a leak on my sister at the Dallas Zoo about 10 years ago.

he was ****ed that he had to live in texas

[Hamhock]

The parents of my grandma's second husband

is it cool if i start using this when referring to an obscure source?

[SoonerInKCMO]

You knew my grandma?

[Taxman71]

So Michael Jackson really can blame Bubbles for him having a Barbie-doll crotch?

[crawfish]

You know, the average length of the erect gorilla penis is only 1.5 inches, but you never hear anybody make fun of them because of it.