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    A raven and a hawk are fighting outside my office. They've been body checking each other into my window. Those sumbitches sure can fly fast.
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    That's nice, but what do divine fish have to do with this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerStormchaser
    That's nice, but what do divine fish have to do with this?
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    dude, that's awesome

    my money's on the hawk

    what kinda odds you gonna give me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    dude, that's awesome

    my money's on the hawk

    what kinda odds you gonna give me?
    They've calmed down now. No body slamming or hawk or raven cries for awhile. I would have guessed that a hawk would have to give points to a raven, but the raven is bigger than the hawk.
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    Raven, or grackle?

    Grackle = big, evil, and most of them have some sort of parasite living in their brains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OUstudent4life
    Raven, or grackle?

    Grackle = big, evil, and most of them have some sort of parasite living in their brains.
    Aw hell. It was confusing enough trying to figure out if it was a raven or a crow.

    ...

    Grackles don't look very big from the pictures I've found online. This thing is huge.
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    yeah, it wouldn't be a grackle. they're WAY smaller.
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    NEVER MORE............

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    the big difference is that ravens are about the size of a hawk--crows are about the size of a pigeon. But it's still really hard to tell the difference between a raven and a really big crow. The call they make is different...

    but probably the easiest way to tell (especially if it's flying) is by the shape of its tail. If the tail is wedge-shaped (comes to a V) it's a raven. If the tail is rounded, it's a crow.

    crows are more common in cities, though, and ravens prefer to stay away from people and buildings.
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    I once saw a small hawk or kestrel pw3n a sparrow or something that was going in the front door of its nest underthe eaves of a house near me. The victim was fluttering by the nest and getting ready to go in and say "Hi, honey, I'm home!" when Mr Raptor-bird flashed up and grabbed the dude in his claws and flew off is a little cloud of feathers. That was the most violence I've seen in my neighborhood since I told Mrs TU she could paint the &@%# kitchen herself, any time she wanted to.
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerStormchaser
    That's nice, but what do divine fish have to do with this?
    I was thinking the same thing...
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    oh, and their flying style is a little different too. Crows tend to fly in a straight line (hence "as the crow flies") and ravens tend to alternate flapping with soaring like a hawk
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    the big difference is that ravens are about the size of a hawk--crows are about the size of a pigeon. But it's still really hard to tell the difference between a raven and a really big crow. The call they make is different...

    but probably the easiest way to tell (especially if it's flying) is by the shape of its tail. If the tail is wedge-shaped (comes to a V) it's a raven. If the tail is rounded, it's a crow.

    crows are more common in cities, though, and ravens prefer to stay away from people and buildings.
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    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    oh, and their flying style is a little different too. Crows tend to fly in a straight line (hence "as the crow flies") and ravens tend to alternate flapping with soaring like a hawk
    Now you're showing off.

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    I'm just helping....
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    Crow.

    Raven.

    They look pretty different in the pictures, but I can see how people could confuse them, especially if they're moving around a lot.
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    Question Re: HOLY CARP!

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    but probably the easiest way to tell (especially if it's flying) is by the shape of its tail. If the tail is wedge-shaped (comes to a V) it's a raven. If the tail is rounded, it's a crow.
    So, yer sayin' women and crows share a certain characteristic?
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    Re: HOLY CARP!

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    but probably the easiest way to tell (especially if it's flying) is by the shape of its tail.
    The only time we see him he's either walking (and his tail isn't spread) or he's flying too fast to get a good look at.

    If I saw a raven and a crow side by side I could tell them apart by size, and if I knew what either of them sounded like I would know what this one was for sure. It looks like he has a raven beak. Now that we've actually seen it next to a hawk we're pretty sure it's the size of a hawk, and thus is a raven.
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