http://www.maxitmag.com/game-on/game...ontroller.html
A Leeds accident and emergency unit reported that a man was admitted to hospital in the early hours of april the 1st with severe injuries to his testical after playing with his Nintendo Wii console in the nude. Doctors reported that he had apparently jerked his Wii so hard he accidently crushed a testicle by jamming the controller against a loose testical. Doctors advised him not play with his Wii again until the swelling went down.
and that right there is the problemOriginally Posted by sanantoniosooner
Keep those things tightened, people. I can't stress that enough.
That reminds me, it's just about time for my annual nut tightening.
You got any openings I can squeeze into. *cough*
God, that's a horrible post.
That's about all I use my torque wrench for these days.
Real Name: Mark
What? Like a pencil sharpener or something?
Lisa: Maybe it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Lisa: Yeah. That's it, it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: You sure?
Lisa: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Lisa: I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?
Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!
[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him]
Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?
Lisa: It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the ****ing thing is broken.
Lisa: Maybe it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Lisa: Yeah. That's it, it's broken.
Vinny Gambini: You sure?
Lisa: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Lisa: I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?
Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the nut, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!
[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him]
Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?
Lisa: It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the ****ing thing is broken.
Plus it can make you go blind.
That story was much better the second time through. Kind of like the Ryan's Steakhouse story.
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
Good to know I'm not the only one that plays video games nekkid.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Okay. I'll be the first. What the **** is a "Wii?" I've got 5 kids and have never heard of it.
It would be a freak'n crime for you to click the link and see wouldn't it
Here, Dean. This explains it. KSFW (kinda safe for work).
Youtube
Google Video
Well, crap.
youtube and video links are blocked at work.
In 20 words or less, WTF is a Wii?
It's a piece of hardware that allows you to simulate snake chasing without actually leaving your living room.
I clicked the link. What I saw was a little remote control. For lifeless drones who like to play with little remote controlly thingies I guess. Same kind of lifeless drones who watch craphole TV all night, right? Right.
Happy little new Nintendo video game console.
Ballcrusher.
Well, crap.
Video game console.
You don't actually have to play one to get the drift. I understand it without playing.
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