Violence and Stupidity are both A-OK in My Book
So I was on my way to class tonight, and I was not in a good mood to begin with because I had forgotten a scantron and my professor always belittles me and makes me come in after office hours to perform "extra credit" when that happens.
Anyway... I was walking through the parking lot when I saw two guys almost get into a fight. One was a pedestrian and the other was a driver, and it looked to me like neither one of them was watching where the hell they were going. So anyway, the pedestrian hocked a loogie on the driver's car, and the driver, who was this big hairy guy, gets out of his car and the two start staring each other down. But what was wierd was that as that happened, there was this moment of intense lust that passed between the two men. You could just feel the wanting as they locked eyes right there in the parking lot. You could just sense that what they really wanted to do was kiss... passionately, intently, each man's soft tongue whipping the other's uvula into a frenzied, slimy ball of desire. The sexual tension in that parking lot was so thick you could cut it with a knife, or even sculpt it into a little melty rose or swan or something. It was actually quite hot.
Originally Posted by Hatfield
