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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    The wife told me over the phone.

    My Jack Russell ate a mouse. He then digested some of it, and tried to pass it as waste. I guess the poor fella had troubles getting the mouse's pelvis past his tiny O-ring. About three inches of tail was hanging out the dog's anus.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    cOOL!!!

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    He needs 1tc to dig it out.
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    TYIA for the nightmares, mofo.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    He needs 1tc to dig it out.
    You're right. He has experience in both "pulling things outta dog's asses" and "furry little rodents in asses".

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Howzit has more experience than I do
    one day

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
    TYIA for the nightmares, mofo.
    nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    That may take a vet to remove it. Poor dog.
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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.
    I had a multi-part dream when I was younger, where I was battling a monster named Syringe from Alaska. To this day it is the only multi-part dream I remember vividly.
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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by royalfan5
    I had a multi-part dream when I was younger, where I was battling a monster named Syringe from Alaska. To this day it is the only multi-part dream I remember vividly.
    I'll get you yet.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    I'll get you yet.
    You'll have to catch the school bus first.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Soon to be Memphibian

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    <---

    I wouldn't turn around...
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Rich
    <---

    I wouldn't turn around...
    Crap.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
    nightmares about a mouse hanging out of a dog's ***? Talk about tame nightmares. When I was 3 I had one about 8-foot-tall spiders crawling out of a sandhill in my backyard and eating people. To this day, that's the only dream I've ever remembered.
    you are SO getting negged

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    I thought this was going to be a thread about Yoko Ono.
    posse member

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    That's even cooler than a purple sock.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    This thread is useless without pics.

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    Re: "Something is hanging out of the dog's butt!"

    The dog has the ole' double tail.

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