Note to South Ovaliens:

[Tear Down This Wall]

At some point this week, my wife snuck off to Victoria Secrets and bought some stuff. She secretly unveiled said "stuff" last night after saying she felt sick and was going to be early. I thought I was just going to watch the news and the go to bed. It was not to be. When she return to the living room with new "stuff" on, hanky panky ensued. I arrived at work a good 32 minutes late this morning.

The message here should be clear - men, leave plenty of cash for your wives to go spend on themselves during the day. And such.

[C&CDean]

pfffft. A good looking woman in a haversack is all I need.

[StuIsTheMan]

Any Video?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Haversack? Do they sell those at Victoria Secrets or Victoria's Secret or whatever it's called?

[C&CDean]

Haversack? Do they sell those at Victoria Secrets or Victoria's Secret or whatever it's called?

Nope. But they give them away up at Martin's Feeds and Fertilizer in Paul's Valley.

[Howzit]

pfffft. A good looking woman in a haversack is all I need.

Uh...sir...if you have her sack she ain't a she.

[Tear Down This Wall]

Nope. But they give them away up at Martin's Feeds and Fertilizer in Paul's Valley.

But, are they see-through and all...?

[mdklatt]

But, are they see-through and all...?

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

[Okla-homey]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!

[Tear Down This Wall]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!

Er, um, uh...we live in the city.

[Tear Down This Wall]

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

Come on, man...you can't leave it on her at least through some foreplay...or some other Boston song?

[crawfish]

I thought the official term was "South Ovarians".

[Howzit]

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Is this thing on?

[jk the sooner fan]

What does it matter? It's coming off with a quickness anyway. Lingerie is really only useful on chicks you're not going to see naked.

because it makes them feel pretty, and thats half the battle......good sex is alot about attitude, and if you can put their mind in the right frame, then so be it

besides, most normal men are visual......and VS creates some really good ones....

ps - your partner doesnt have to take it off during festivities you know....

[bri]

Dear Admins,

Are we any closer to that "zero stars" option? The world needs it now more than ever.

thx plz,
everyone

[crawfish]

because it makes them feel pretty, and thats half the battle......good sex is alot about attitude, and if you can put their mind in the right frame, then so be it

besides, most normal men are visual......and VS creates some really good ones....

ps - your partner doesnt have to take it off during festivities you know....

Very true.

[rufnek05]

i'd much rather my girlfriend show up in a catholic school girls uniform than spend a bunch of my money on VS stuff. and most of it can stay on during said festivities

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

pfft. A pox on VS. True Hillbilly Queens shop at Frederick's or Chrisy's Toybox!

[JohnnyMack]

<tap tap tap>

Is this thing on?

I read you loud and clear good buddy.

Over.

[Tear Down This Wall]

i'd much rather my girlfriend show up in a catholic school girls uniform than spend a bunch of my money on VS stuff. and most of it can stay on during said festivities

I'd wager that a catholic schoolgirl get up costs more than many of the VS thingys. And such. Plus, I'm more apt to fall for the french maid outfit anyway. Schoolgirl and cheerleader outfits...that's too dirty for a guy my age.