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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 landrun's Avatar
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    Red face But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    I canceled my Urologist appointment this week and haven't rescheduled yet.
    I'm only 37 but my father has prostate cancer and I started getting check last year because I was in pain .. a lot of pain .. down 'there' last year. It was only an infection but now I'm in pain again right about a year later.

    Sorry, but I don't want to be poked on, have my rectum checked or have my prostate examined by some doctor violating my rear orifice. (Seems to me that's not the right place to be checking anyway) I don't want someone pulling my testicles, have no desire for a sonogram, I prefer to wear clothes as opposed to those little skirts patients have to wear and would like to retain my dignity for at least another day or so.

    But such is the fate of someone who is in constant discomfort and being checked for testicle cancer, prostate cancer and who knows what in your 'manly parts'.
    I'm skeered. Not of being sick though. I'm skeered of the doctor!

    Someone just needs to invent some sort of magic pill for this stuff.

    I really don't want to go back but really need to as I'm hurting.

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Insensitive post with the word "dibs" in 5...4...3
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    I see your point. Death is a much better option.
    In some countries, there are a lot of people in pain who don't even have the luxury of going to see a doctor.

    Get your tush over to the doctor young man, and I'll have none of your complaining, until afterward!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sooner_born_1960's Avatar
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    But first tell us about some of your possessions.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Retaining your dignity is a battle that's already lost. Go get yourself checked.

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    You're totally nuts if you don't.
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    You're totally nuts if you don't.
    No pun intended... seriously.
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    You're totally nuts if you don't.
    Or not.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 landrun's Avatar
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    No pun intended... seriously.
    Well. I guess I just didn't have the balls to do it this week.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 SoonerGirl06's Avatar
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by landrun
    Well. I guess I just didn't have the balls to do it this week.
    Well then get some man.... and get yourself to a doctor!
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    Beat me to it...DAMN..."Are you sure it wasn't all dark and dirty"
    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem
    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Chuck Bao's Avatar
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    If it helps, think about how really unpleasant it must be for the doctor.

    I imagine that I'm lucky if the doctor doesn't cancel on me.

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Bao
    If it helps, think about how really unpleasant it must be for the doctor.

    I imagine that I'm lucky if the doctor doesn't cancel on me.
    Every appointment is like a 1TC one-night stand.

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    You're totally nuts if you don't.
    I see what you did there...
    I taste terrific.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Chuck Bao's Avatar
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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    Oh dear lord!

    Landrun are you messing about?

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    Re: But I don't wanna go to the doctor

    dude, if i have pain "down there" i'm going to the doctor

    i'd much rather be dealing with that stuff earlier than later...

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