I have lost complete faith in humanity...

[LilSooner]

and feel like the movie idiocracy really isn't just a funny made up movie but apparently my life.

Ever since I put my "manufactured home" up for sale (I know I'm white trash but you can all suck it cause I've moved up in life and have a big fancy house that is just down the street from the university) I get the most ridiculous calls from the most white trash people I have ever had the displeasure to talk to.

The add reads something like this.
2005 double wide, then some pay off information, we will pay up to 1000 dollars to move it. Finally my phone number.

Apparently, they no longer teach reading comprehension in school. Every damn call I get they want to know how much land is with it. Hey ****tard it says that we will help pay to MOVE it. ****tard, "Oh I thought you were going to give me 1000 dollar to move in to it. So you mean to say there isn't any land with it?"

I ****ing hate people man. And I seriously don't give two ****s that you have ****ty credit and that you have 14 kids and a ****ty marriage and just want to get out. I am not your savior man, I'm just trying to get rid of this mobile home so I can stop paying two mortgages. I swear to God, I'm going to lose it today.

Oh, and don't get me started on the day-to-day stupidity that I deal with at my job. No Mr. OR director I will not show your legions of tards how to prep a patient for surgery. Why you ask? BECAUSE I'M NOT A ****ING RN THAT'S WHY YOU STUPID POS! Also you don't even by that prep from us, why would I wast my valuable time showing you something that you SHOULD already know how to do when you aren't even buying from me!!!!

/rant over]

[Hamhock]

great post. i agree completely.

so, how much land comes with the double wide?

[SicEmBaylor]

Welcome to the bitter side of the pool. The water is cold.

[Fugue]

/rant over]

I don't believe this.

[JohnnyMack]

Will you take oh, I don't know, three-fiddy for it?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Legions of Tards'...now there's good name for a band.

[LilSooner]

I don't believe this.

You don't want to get me started on the non English speaking illegals that wanted to just give me money in front of a tag agency for the house. WTF?

[tommieharris91]

Huh? How much did you say you wanted for the land?

[jk the sooner fan]

way too young to be so cranky

[OUDoc]

Can you have sex on it........nevermind.

[sooner_born_1960]

You don't want to get me started on the non English speaking illegals that wanted to just give me money in front of a tag agency for the house. WTF?

You got a problem with cash money?

[OUAndy1807]

people are basically stupid
the masses are asses
never bet against stupidity

[SoonerJack]

you should move it to your back yard and use it for a pool cabana!

[LilSooner]

You got a problem with cash money?

I gotta a problem with them expecting me to sell the damn thing for less than a third than what I printed in the damn paper. Its soooooo not my problem that they no hable english.

[mxATVracer10]

Will you take oh, I don't know, three-fiddy for it?

YOU BETTER NOT GIVE HER OR THAT GOD DAMNED LOCKNESS MONSTER NO TREE-FIDDY!

[Osce0la]

I really didn't appreciate your tone when I called. I am educated by the state of Alabama, so that alone should explain a lot. I found it odd that you were going to pay me $1,000 to move in, and I was planning on using some of that $1,000 to make my mortgage payments. Also:

JUST GIVE ME THE ****ING LAND WOMAN!!!

[colleyvillesooner]

FWIW, I don't think that people that live or have lived in trailers are all white trash. You gotta do what you gotta do, and sometimes that is living in a trailer.

One of my groosman grew up in a trailer park (Wheel Estates ) until he was 20. He always told people "I live in a trailer park, but it's cool cause we are the first trailer. They put all the really trashy people in the back."

[LilSooner]

I really didn't appreciate your tone when I called. I am educated by the state of Alabama, so that alone should explain a lot. I found it odd that you were going to pay me $1,000 to move in, and I was planning on using some of that $1,000 to make my mortgage payments. Also:

JUST GIVE ME THE ****ING LAND WOMAN!!!

Fine if you want to live in between my mom and grandma have right at it there buddy.

I know not all are white trash, as I am living proof. But hey it was my first "house" out of college. It helped build my credit, so that I can have the big house now.

[Dio]

You don't want to get me started on the non English speaking illegals that wanted to just give me money in front of a tag agency for the house. WTF?

jou take pesos for dat?

[Oldnslo]

I guess I missed the point. How much for the land?