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  1. 3/21/2007, 08:23 PM #1
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    Talking How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    How Many Big 12 Students Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

    At MISSOURI, it takes two: one to change the bulb and one more to
    explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at BIG TEN schools.

    At TEXAS TECH, it takes two: one to change the bulb and one to phone an
    engineer at TEXAS A&M for instructions.

    At COLORADO, it takes four: one to screw in the bulb and three to
    figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

    At OKLAHOMA, it takes five: one to change it, three to reminisce about
    how Bud and Barry would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an
    NCAA investigator.

    At TEXAS A&M, it takes 12 (of course): one to change it, one to choreograph the homoerotic and utterly baffling chant/dance, one to stand as armed guard over the floor rug, 3 to do some weird pantomime/hand jive thing, one to sing about the experience, and five to march in place.

    At OKLAHOMA STATE, it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester
    hours.

    At KANSAS, it takes eight: one to screw it in and seven to discuss
    how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

    At TEXAS, it takes ten: two to figure out how to screw it in, two
    to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and
    talk about how much they hate OKLAHOMA.

    At IOWA STATE, it takes fifteen: one to screw in the bulb, two
    to buy the Skoal, and twelve to explain that Ames, Iowa really doesn't suck as bad as you'd think.

    At KANSAS STATE, it takes one hundred: one to change it, forty-nine to talk
    about how they did it better than at OKLAHOMA, and fifty to get drunk and
    pretend they have tradition when finished.

    At BAYLOR, it takes 40,000: one to screw it in and 39,999 to
    discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent
    football team.

    At NEBRASKA: None. There is no electricity in Nebraska.
    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    You go Boy trying to follow your logic here Is like chasin a chicken .
  2. 3/22/2007, 08:36 AM #2
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    A&M and Texas kills me.
  3. 3/23/2007, 04:14 PM #3
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue
    How Many Big 12 Students Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?


    At OKLAHOMA, it takes five: one to change it, three to reminisce about
    how Bud and Barry would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an
    NCAA investigator.


    At KANSAS, it takes eight: one to screw it in and seven to discuss
    how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.


    At NEBRASKA: None. There is no electricity in Nebraska.

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  4. 3/24/2007, 07:10 PM #4
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    The Oklahoma one is hilarious.

    How about this... The BIG 12 South:

    Baylor: They only play day games since no TV or night lights are needed. Also pretty difficult to find a fan to change it.

    Oklahoma: 3, to light a fire up under the college football world. One does it in 1947, one did it in 1973, and one changed out a completely burnt out bulb in 1999.

    Oklahoma State: Okmulgee Tech is still working on this technology as we speak. They believe it will take one to screw the bulb in, one to turn the switch on and test it, and one to hump the sheep.

    Tejas: Two, one will be a maintenance guy from Oklahoma, the other is a Tejas fan. The maintenance guy changes it, and the Tejas fan brags about how much bigger and brighter he believes light bulbs are in Tejas.

    Tejas A&M: 12... duh. The 12th man changes the bulb while the first eleven lose 77-0.

    Tejas Tech: Pirates use torches.

    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
  5. 3/24/2007, 08:18 PM #5
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by goingoneight
    Oklahoma State: ... one to hump the sheep.

    Tejas: ...the Tejas fan brags about how much bigger and brighter he believes light bulbs are in Tejas.

    Tejas Tech: Pirates use torches.

    Gold!
    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    You go Boy trying to follow your logic here Is like chasin a chicken .
  6. 3/25/2007, 10:51 PM #6
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    A-hem... not trying to take away from Rogue's genius ide-er... but I'll go ahead and do the north.

    BIG 12 NORTH:

    Colorado: Nobody really cares about the lights until the Buffaloes are winning again.
    Iowa State: One to change it, one to stand and scream at the top of their shriel, annoying voice the whole time (see: Cyclone fans at FB games).
    Kansas: Two. One to change the bulb out, and a Mangino to dispose of the old one.
    Kansas State: One to change it, all the rest will flip off cameras, throw stuff at the opposing fans, and make videos of themselves being *******s on YouTube.
    Missouri: One to hype, one to change it, thousands to watch it burn out again.
    Nebraska: Thousands will talk about one young man changing the light bulb, and talk of him being one of the best light bulb changer-of-ers in the country.

    Sheesh, the North is never as fun as the South.
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
  7. 4/6/2007, 12:43 AM #7
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    bump...

    cuz I don't want de Okie Light Fans thinking we devoted Smack Central to them .
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
  8. 4/6/2007, 05:29 PM #8
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Pretty funny. I think they OU and A&M ones are the funniest/fit the schools the best (okay, I really like CU's too).

    A better one for OSU might be:

    two: one to screw it in and another to get Boone to donate 5k for the best bulb money can buy.
  9. 4/6/2007, 07:41 PM #9
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    Wink Re: How Many Boone State Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    THE MOST POWERFUL LIGHT BULB IN THE NATION!
  10. 4/6/2007, 09:11 PM #10
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mixer!
    THE MOST POWERFUL LIGHT BULB IN THE NATION!
    Check.
  11. 4/7/2007, 07:26 PM #11
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    Re: How Many Boone State Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mixer!
    THE MOST POWERFUL LIGHT BULB IN THE NATION!
    NO EXCUSES!!!
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
  12. 4/8/2007, 05:16 PM #12
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    belch.
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
  13. 4/20/2007, 05:30 AM #13
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    I'll take this little light bulb o' mine and shine it up against any suckers!
    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    You go Boy trying to follow your logic here Is like chasin a chicken .
  14. 4/21/2007, 02:35 AM #14
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Flip tha switch and let 'r rip!!!
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    that's awesome!
  16. 6/4/2007, 07:26 AM #16
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    I don't care who you are thats funny!!!

    Baylor, they actually have 40K fans?.... Are you sure????

    OK State; Your right, they do get 5 credit hours except on double coupon Wednesdays.
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerwalt
    OK State; Your right, they do get 5 credit hours except on double coupon Wednesdays.
    I guess that's you're theory.
  18. 6/4/2007, 08:04 PM #18
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by OSUAggie
    I guess that's you're theory.
    ... and I guess "you're" not helping "your" school's academic reflection.

    Oh, yeah... I did it... I called the grammar police! "C'mon, whatcha go' do 'bout it?"
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by goingoneight
    The Oklahoma one is hilarious.

    How about this... The BIG 12 South:

    Baylor: They only play day games since no TV or night lights are needed. Also pretty difficult to find a fan to change it.

    Oklahoma: 3, to light a fire up under the college football world. One does it in 1947, one did it in 1973, and one changed out a completely burnt out bulb in 1999.

    Oklahoma State: Okmulgee Tech is still working on this technology as we speak. They believe it will take one to screw the bulb in, one to turn the switch on and test it, and one to hump the sheep.

    Tejas: Two, one will be a maintenance guy from Oklahoma, the other is a Tejas fan. The maintenance guy changes it, and the Tejas fan brags about how much bigger and brighter he believes light bulbs are in Tejas.

    Tejas A&M: 12... duh. The 12th man changes the bulb while the first eleven lose 77-0.

    Tejas Tech: Pirates use torches.

    Heh, sometimes I amaze myself...
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
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    Re: How Many College Football Fans Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by goingoneight
    ... and I guess "you're" not helping "your" school's academic reflection.

    Oh, yeah... I did it... I called the grammar police! "C'mon, whatcha go' do 'bout it?"
    Mine was done in jest for Walt's error...

    So they're already on the scene, wondering what the **** you're talking about.
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