Wal-Mart Shopper Joke

[VeeJay]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you twice."

[sanantoniosooner]

I've seen that woman.

In every Walmart I've ever been in.

[mdklatt]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
more than a few missing.

Is this a joke or an anecdote?

[Hamhock]

this joke isn't nearly as funny as the one someone posted in the sheep ball thread.

[OUinFLA]

this joke isn't nearly as funny as the one someone posted in the sheep ball thread.

just what SO needs. It's own "joke critic".
Hamhock, you now have a full time job.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I've seen that woman.

In every dollar general I've ever been in.

fixed

[sanantoniosooner]

fixed

wrong.

The chick in DG is even worse.