The necrosis is progressing nicely. Thanks for your cards and letters.
The necrosis is progressing nicely. Thanks for your cards and letters.
Well, crap.
IT BIT ME ON THE ***!!
Well, crap.
Did it die?
" A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
Thomas Jefferson
Olevet Posse Member
Who knows? I never saw the damn thing. I just woke up Thursday morning going, "boy, does my *** hurt."
Well, crap.
Wow, you must've been really drunk.Originally Posted by BigRedJed
Wow. That's a softball if there ever was one.
Well, crap.
DAMMIT!! I posted the first one with the full intention of posting the second one right after, using my moddy no-flood control powers. Then, to my amazement, the post hung up. I had to go back, refresh, and then post again, and meanwhile Pat ruins my comedic timing.
Well, crap.
Of course, I can always delete his post so that you can see what my brilliant comedy would have looked like if my technology hadn't gone all awry.
Well, crap.
ouch!Originally Posted by Blazing Saddles
How do you know it was spider who bit you on your tushie?
My doc.
Well, crap.
His wife was out of town.Originally Posted by MamaMia
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Its that bad huh?Originally Posted by BigRedJed
This thread is worthless without pics.
Oh, and after that stupid spider bit me on the forehead last year, I've got no use for ANY spider.
My condolences for your ***.
Guns & God clinger-to'er.
Oh man, I can't wait for pg to neg every one in this thread.
...wait...
Originally Posted by badger
On the arse, huh? Well, it could have been worse.
What kind of spider was it?
*** or forehead, which one is worse?
I taste terrific.
For some, it's the same.Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
Dang, I got in this one too late, every one-liner that came to mind has already been done! sheesh.