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    "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    The necrosis is progressing nicely. Thanks for your cards and letters.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    IT BIT ME ON THE ***!!
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Did it die?
    " A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Who knows? I never saw the damn thing. I just woke up Thursday morning going, "boy, does my *** hurt."
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Who knows? I never saw the damn thing. I just woke up Thursday morning going, "boy, does my *** hurt."
    Wow, you must've been really drunk.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Wow. That's a softball if there ever was one.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    DAMMIT!! I posted the first one with the full intention of posting the second one right after, using my moddy no-flood control powers. Then, to my amazement, the post hung up. I had to go back, refresh, and then post again, and meanwhile Pat ruins my comedic timing.

    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Of course, I can always delete his post so that you can see what my brilliant comedy would have looked like if my technology hadn't gone all awry.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    IBTD
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Quote Originally Posted by Blazing Saddles
    THAT LITTLE BASTARD SHOT ME IN THE ***!
    ouch!

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    How do you know it was spider who bit you on your tushie?

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    My doc.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Quote Originally Posted by MamaMia
    How do you know it was spider who bit you on your tushie?
    His wife was out of town.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    My doc.
    Its that bad huh?

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    This thread is worthless without pics.


    Oh, and after that stupid spider bit me on the forehead last year, I've got no use for ANY spider.

    My condolences for your ***.


    Guns & God clinger-to'er.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Oh man, I can't wait for pg to neg every one in this thread.


    ...wait...
    Quote Originally Posted by badger
    I'm changing your sig while you're not looking while I borrow your computer.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    On the arse, huh? Well, it could have been worse.

    What kind of spider was it?

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    *** or forehead, which one is worse?
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    *** or forehead, which one is worse?
    For some, it's the same.

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    Re: "When you got that spiderbite on your ***..."

    Dang, I got in this one too late, every one-liner that came to mind has already been done! sheesh.

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