Other ways to say "let's get horizontal?"
"All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" didn't work on Mrs. VJ.
Other ways to say "let's get horizontal?"
"All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" didn't work on Mrs. VJ.
Try singing Knockin' Boots to her.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Try asking her if she wants to play "Hide the salami". That oughta work.Originally Posted by VeeJay
Other ways to say "let's get horizontal?"
"All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom" didn't work on Mrs. VJ.
If you want heat in the night, you must light the pilot in the morning.
I'm baaaack!!!!
Stop being a ***** and beating around the bush, just ask her to take part in a three way.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
**** in a box.
... that's not food.
Put on some Barry White and kiss her on the back of the neck. That always gets me going.
Well, I know how to get the engine revved up.
It's just that sometimes a little off the wall stuff can be fun. She wasn't receptive to "Zoom Zoom."
Barry White is good stuff, but The Best of Bread is the timeless classic. I think they had makin' bacon for eternity in mind when they did those songs..
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“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
I'll go try it on VK. If I don't post again tonight, you'll know what happend...
*crosses fingers*
In situations like these, I always channel The Bard:
Tell her that you want to create the beast with two backs.
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Tunnel of love is what I'm entering
When I mention it, you're surrending
Giving it up like a good girl has to
Living it up
Eventually you ask to stay
You're gonna pay for this
Just rest your breast on my chest, yes I'm impressed
With the way you cold love me down
I don't wanna sit down, I just wanna get down
I'm on the ground, down on my knees
Like James Brown singing Please, Please
Round two, I'm down to
Do, what it takes to make you
Understand I'm the Candyman
And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka
The boots I knock make me one bad mutha
Do.
It.
I guess things worked out for Czar!
Well, crap.
You must spread some Reputation ...
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
I just ask my wife if she wants to play dentist and I'll fill her cavity!
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
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