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    GHP JobWatch

    Ok, here's how it works: a professional orchestra audition is like the worst possible combination of March Madness and American Idol, except there are no cameras, and no one's doing anything to be funny or attract viewers.

    Round 1: 95 trombonists show up. Maybe 10 make it out of this round, sometimes as few as three or four. This round is blind - the judges don't see who's auditioning, they're going totaly on sound.

    Round 2: This round is optional - if 8 or 10 people make it through round one they'll hold a second round to cut down to three or four. This would also most likely be a blind round.

    Final Round: This round they pull down the curtains and put the last few people through their paces. Sometimes they'll make you play with the rest of the orchestra's trombone section to see if you can keep up. Last one standing gets the job (not literally, but you get the idea).

    OK - how far do you think I make it?
    ... that's not food.

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    Oh, for your betting information:

    In the final round, they name a winner and runner-up (that person would take the job if he winner declines it for some reason). No other places are announced.

    This is my eleventh professional audition. The last audition I went to I made it to the final round (one of four guys to get that far) but I was not the winner or runner-up. That was almost a year ago.
    ... that's not food.

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    Screw it. I got faith in ya, bro!
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    sorry, not betting my precious vCash on this

    good luck though man

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    Heh. Plus you stand to make 25,000 if I win it.

    EDIT: although it's guaranteed that one of the options will pay out - it's just a matter of which one.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    wait, with that wording, if you get the job, that should pay options 2 and 4, right?

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    Hang on, I'll clarify it.

    OK, there.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    dammit, i was going to give you some action on that one

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    Heh.
    ... that's not food.

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    ah heck, it's just vCash

    i'm pulling for you GHP

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    Be the ball, GHP.
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    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    considering i lose all my bets, i bet against you in the first round. you're golden. this should guarentee you own the whole thing. you're welcome.

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    Heh. Thanks, zoo.
    ... that's not food.

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    Good luck!

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    If you get this job, will you still make tailgates?
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    Im down for all the way Bro . Now make us proud .

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    If you get this job, will you still make tailgates?
    Heh. Doubtful.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    You should try out for the Seoul Philharmonic
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

    Bud Wilkinson

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    Heh. I think they actually had an opening last summer. The audition was even in NYC - I didn't go because I think if I'm going to leave the country for a job I'd probably head for Europe first.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: GHP JobWatch

    Hell - confidence is everything, right?
    ... that's not food.

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