my old roommate put lotion under my door handles of my car as he was moving out. it was disgusting. i need to get him back. the thing is, he just moved to San Diego thus making it difficult to retalliate. i want it to be big. i need help on suggestions. i live in LA so if it is good enough, i'll drive down for a day to execute it.
you are the feces produced, when shame eats too much stupidity
Lotion ?Originally Posted by apusooner
Hmm let me think awhile . Ill get back to you .
Oh and do you hate him ? or just want to get even ?
You could pee on his soap.
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Did he move into an apt or a house?
Either way, take out an ad in the San Diego paper for a garage sale at his new place. You can usally find out the prices online. Any frineds down there that would help you out - like mail it so the postmark is from San Diego.
Starts at 6 AM on Saturday and Sunday. Everything must go.
You'll need to go around putting up signs to make it look good.
If he owns a place, list it for sale. FSBO signs. Open House, pick a fun time.
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Duct tape something he loves, like his car. Wrap it up like a mummy.
For bonus points, fill the car up with packing peanuts or wadded up newspapers. Preferably damp.
So you not serious . hell its been 20 minutes , and you aint said how bad you want to hit him !
sorry man, my posts usually dont get responses this quick. plus i'm practicing. i just want to get even, well more than even. i don't hate him, but i want him to remember not to mess with my car.
i thought about the car on blocks, but he lives in the ghetto and the cops might not find it funny. plus he lives with his parents. i could wait until he comes to visit to do that though.
you are the feces produced, when shame eats too much stupidity
You didn't like the "bathroom surprise"?
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**** in the shampoo bottle, it just rolls off the soap, in the shampoo it's a whole lot more spiteful(just make sure to shake it a bit)
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hahaha i just watched it. i've had the displeasure of walking in after he has taken a push and the smell is awful everytime. he only eats out. so i would rather not be that close to ground zero
you are the feces produced, when shame eats too much stupidity
keep the suggestions coming, i'll check every 15 minutes or so until lost comes on. hopefully. by the time this thread falls off the front page, i will narrow it down and have eveyone help me decide.
you are the feces produced, when shame eats too much stupidity
Ok heres the Best I can up with , at this time .
go and park down the street from where hes parked . take a New tube of super glue , walk down the street and squirt some In the door lock . then come back to your ride and do the same to the other door .
So your saying you havnt learend the deviousness of the SO yet ?
Now If you really want to teach a fool not to mess with your ride .
Get a pint of Brake fluid walk By and pour that shat on his ride .
See thats what I meant when I asked how bad do you want to hit him ?
[Carl]What you do is cut his achilles tendon. He'll never be able to transfer his weight to his other foot and he will push everything to the right.[/Carl]
If he has his own office:
Drive down there for a weekend. See if you can get one of his co-workers to be your co-conspirator and let you in on a saturday. cover the opening of his office door with paper and tape up to about halfway up. Proceed to fill his office to the level of the paper with foam peanuts. paper the door higher and repeat until you can no longer get peanuts into his office.
If you can get a hold of enough chads, they work better. But since nobody uses punchcard computers anymore, finding that many is rather difficult.
Alternatively, on a weekday, just a few minutes before he shows up for work, you could thumbtack some fresh sardines to the underside of his desk. More than likely, he will hardly notice as they gradually begin to smell worse and worse....but his co-workers that don't spend much time in his office will certainly notice.
Valve stem puller. It's like the cinder block trick only it's almost impossible to get a jack under the car.
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