She bought $14 worth of food (an entire paycheck for me) and put it on the kitchen shelf, back in a corner. I ate 2 biscuits and some hasbrowns, then a buddy called me and I talked to him on the phone for awhile...wife gets back home screaming at me from the top of her lungs...it turns out, the cat got up there and knocked the sack of food off, then proceeded to have breakfast with the 100 pound dog, who was waiting below.
She is still yelling at me as we speak.
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
Yeah, I find that my wife loves it when she's speaking her piece and I get on the internet and nod my head.
You should stop being a jerk......
You have to admire your pets teamwork though.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
Go pee on the carpet. She'll forget all about the food.
If you didn't HAVE a dog, you couldn't blame it ON the dog. Same with the cat.
Take her out for lunch - her choice.
The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04
This thread should be stickied for potential alone don't ya think?
Beleive it or not, I do have a strong sense of self-preservationOriginally Posted by OCUDad
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
well, at least you got some biscuits and hashbrowns. that's a win.
“someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout
I think the dog came out as champion. Hell, he didn't even spare the wrappers. The cat probably got the crumbs.
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
I agree! What a jerk!You should stop being a jerk......
Our wives may be related. How is it that it is somehow Jerk's fault because the cat and dog at the groceries? Did you leave a door open for them or something? Good pet behavior = Mrs. Rogue's influence, bad pet behavior = Rogue's fault.
I hear people do this with kids too. When he's good he's "my son" when he's bad he's "your child".
Dude, I have no idea why I got the blame for this. I think it is my Y chromosome. The bag was as far back on the counter as it could go. How in the hell was I supposed to know that the cat would knock it down on the floor? hmm...the dog might have stood up and got it. He's eye to eye with a petite woman when he's standing up on his hind legs.
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
I'm just glad to see your no different than the rest of us that are married. The big question of all time is "WHY"!
If you have to ask, I'm certainly not going to tell you!
" A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
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What language was she using?
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
Huh?She bought $14 worth of food (AN ENTIRE PAYCHECK FOR ME).
Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.
that part got me also
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