8time-1 Crazy "cling-on" girl-0

[8timechamps]

So, this morning, over coffee, I told stalker-girl that I thought it best if we went our seperate ways. I was jaw-droppingly surprised when she agreed. She was so nice about it, I was amazed. I left Starbucks feeling so good. I had done the right thing, and I didn't take the chicken way out by phoning it in...I even did it face-to-face.

WRONG.

I wasn't even out of the parking lot before the text messages started. Everything from "You're an *******", to "What can I (she) change to make things work?".

I am afraid she pulled the old "I agree" when she didn't agree and "refused to let it happen" bit on me.

This should be a very interesting week-end.

Again, if you don't hear from me in 3 days...send help.

[Beef]

I think you have the score backwards, since she's got you all skeered of her and stuff.

[JohnnyMack]

Go back and sit in the Starbucks ALL. WEEKEND. LONG. She'll have a tough time killing you with all those witnesses around.

[King Crimson]

right on. hang in there.

[Hamhock]

post her cell # here.

[8timechamps]

Go back and sit in the Starbucks ALL. WEEKEND. LONG. She'll have a tough time killing you with all those witnesses around.

I don't think it would matter much to her.

[Boomer.....]

Keep your windows locked!

[Soonrboy]

I hope you don't have any rabbits in the backyard, ala them being stewed and stuff.

[picasso]

[Costanza] Did you try "the pick?" [/Costanza]

[reevie]

[Jerry]No pick! No pick![Jerry]

[reevie]

So what would happen if you ignore her text messages and phone calls for the next day or two?

[OU4LIFE]

you should have just tried sticking it in her butt.

and not "on accident". she'll leave.

[OU4LIFE]

not that it works, but I'd sure like to have heard what happened if you'd tried it.


am I evil?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Dude, you so should have farted while you all were sitting in the Starbucks...and told the story about your fling with the gal from Barbados. You blew it, man. She won't truly be gone until start breaking wind and lying about having an STD from a carribean gal.

[Pricetag]

We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

[Pricetag]

Dude, you so should have farted while you all were sitting in the Starbucks...and told the story about your fling with the gal from Barbados. You blew it, man. She won't truly be gone until start breaking wind and lying about having an STD from a carribean gal.

Should he have farted like an ox, or is that reserved for around her family only? It seemed like it might be an acceptible breach in etiquette, kinda like Schwartz going straight for the triple dog dare on A Christmas Story.

[Tear Down This Wall]

Ox fart = family. No one pushes gals harder to break up than family. A good, well-timed Ox fart gives them all the material they need to convince her that you're not "the one." A regular, loud fart works in public places.

[Viking Kitten]

Hey-Zeus-H.-Montecristo. I will never understand why some women don't realize that there isn't a man on the planet worth making an a** out of yourself over. I mean... for crying out loud. She said you were an *******. If that's true, why in God's name would she want to change herself to please an *******? Get the **** over it and go find somebody who appreciates you. Why is this concept so hard to grasp?

[TexasLidig8r]

A REAL man would post her picture on this thread.. IO INSTANTER!!!

We need to be able to assist the Denver Police Department in their search for the future murderer on the lam.

[Pricetag]

Ox fart = family. No one pushes gals harder to break up than family. A good, well-timed Ox fart gives them all the material they need to convince her that you're not "the one." A regular, loud fart works in public places.

Okay, I get your logic. Would it helped if he blamed the public fart on her?