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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Eh, I just didn't give an update in time.

    To top it off, I got a parking ticket this morning. I've been carpooling with a manager that has a reserved space for the past 2 years and they pick TODAY to give me a ticket. I am going to throw a big assed fit if they don't cancel it.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    **** Norm, this just isn't your day!

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Does it make you feel better that they're doing it for your safety?
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerStormchaser
    **** Norm, this just isn't your day!
    You don't pay attention, do you? This is EXACTLY his day.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    You don't pay attention, do you? This is EXACTLY his day.
    You got it.

    Guess what.

    THEY ARE TESTING AGAIN! The 3 and a half hour gap actually fooled me. Also they fooled me when it said "testing concluded" a little while ago. I won't be fooled so easily again.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Whatever you do, don't have a drink before you drive home. No doubt there will be a roadside sobriety test and you will somehow blow a .10.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    You people do realize that this thread should make you all smile and feel good, don't you? All you gotta do is think "damn, I sure am happy I ain't Norm. How much would that suck?"

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    WHY THE **** DO THEY HAVE TO TEST THE MOTHER ****ING ALARM SYSTEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ****ING DAY! I AM ABOUT TO ****ING KILL SOMEONE! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON EVERY 10 SECONDS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF NOW! AND THERE IS A ****ING STROBE LIGHT FLASHING TOO! I PUT ON MY ****ING HEADPHONES AND I CAN STILL HEAR IT AND SEE THE ****ING STROBE LIGHT! I JUST LOOKED AT IT AND NOW I HAVE A ****ING GREEN SPOT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY VISION! AND ALL OF THIS IS LOCATED RIGHT ABOVE MY CUBICLE! MOTHER ****ER! SON OF A ****ING BITCH! FPOMF! I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE, I SWEAR TO GOD! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING! ****!
    you know, this looks like a thread I almost posted last night. They were doing their test of the emergency broadcast system on TV and rather than testing it once they did it 4 or 5 times. each time the voice would say "this concludes the test..." and it'd start again.

    but I have to hand it to you--you sure know how to brighten up my day
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    MOTHER ****ER!

    Just when I start concentrating on something, it sounds like the Enterprise is about to be attacked by Klingons. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A PROGRAMMER NOT A <insert some profession where alarms are normal and easily ignored here>!

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    Greatest. Thread. Evar.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    I'm gonna stalk Norm today.

    There's bound to be some awesomeness around him on Friday teh 13th...

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    You people do realize that this thread should make you all smile and feel good, don't you? All you gotta do is think "damn, I sure am happy I ain't Norm. How much would that suck?"
    It wouldn't be the first time I've thought that.

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    Re: TESTING - CHANNEL - ONE - DEVICE - ONE - THREE - EIGHT - TESTING

    If you really want to get even, what you do is set the building on fire during the test and let everyone burn to death because it is JUST a drill!! Next time they will do it when the building is empty

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    somebody bumped this thread just to brighten my day, didn't they?
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
    MOTHER ****ER!

    Just when I start concentrating on something, it sounds like the Enterprise is about to be attacked by Klingons. DAMMIT JIM, I'M A PROGRAMMER NOT A <insert some profession where alarms are normal and easily ignored here>!
    Cant you just shoot it?

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