The og version was on THC tonight. That movie is absolute greatness. Heston has some of the most maniacal laughs I've ever heard. He's such a cocky bastich... that is until the monkeys rape him.
The og version was on THC tonight. That movie is absolute greatness. Heston has some of the most maniacal laughs I've ever heard. He's such a cocky bastich... that is until the monkeys rape him.
Heh. Yeah, I can't make myself watch the re-make since I heard they ****ed up the ending.
... that's not food.
Just the ending??? The one redeeming quality about the new one is that they somehow manage to make me attracted to a chimp via Helena Bonham Carter.
Monkeys raped Heston in the original?
Oh yeah. Quite violently. It's coming up here in 15 minutes if you wanna switch to the History Channel.
They make him toss their salads too, but instead of the homosapien preferred jelly/syrup, they make him use banana chutney.
I will never look at chutney or salad tossing in the same view. But my views of beastiality remain the same.
Remain positive? You're not an artist. You're a sicko... with your stache reeking of queef.
What my stache is made of is inconsequential.
Speaking of monkeys and remakes... I caught the last half of the 2005 version of King Kong earlier tonight. I spent the entire time yelling at my TV: "DAMMIT MONKEY BOY!!! WHEN ARE GOING TO ****ING KILL JACK BLACK?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!II@3498327iukj?"
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
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