And mdklatt, too.
And mdklatt, too.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
My B-I-L is a VB whizz and just got spit-canned over at Hertz. If you know of anyone who needs his services, please let me know. TIA
"VB" sounds like "VD".
Coincidence?
I think not.
Dear cockmaster who's responsible for the VBA debugger,
It's customary to indicate where an error actually took place so as to not send the programmer off on a wild ****ing goose chase.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
I have some issues with a COBOL program I could let you look at. Batch COBOL on the mainframe that reads and writes VSAM files. Would that make you feel better?
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
Dear Microsoft Overlords,
What you call a "Date" in Excel is called a "time" by the rest of the computing world (based on decades of Unix tradition, I imagine) or even better yet a "timestamp" because it is not just a date. Thus, confusion reigns when you have a DateValue function that returns what you call a "Date" but what the rest of us call a "date", i.e. just a calendar date. If you're going to be contrarian about naming your date types, at least be consistent. Why I should have to use both DateValue (which returns just the calendar date portion of a Date) and TimeValue (which returns just the clock time portion of a Date) to construct a complete Date (by your definition) is completely ****ing beyond me. To sum up, your DateValue function returns a Date as just a date, not a Date. **** me running.
And furthermore, why are the VBA versions of both of these functions more braindead than the worksheet versions which I'm not allowed to use for some reason?
Last edited by mdklatt; 1/29/2007 at 07:34 PM.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
You lost me at "Overlords."
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
M$wned
“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
And you wonder why I just use shell scripts??
I find it hilarious that cockmaster escaped the profanity filters while **** gets censored.Originally Posted by mdklatt
... that's not food.
Try
Catch
Finally
If you don't understand that, then it's time to upgrade from VB6 to .Net.
mdklatt is mad because he can't get a date.
Such is the life of a computer nerd.Originally Posted by skycat
Can you turn one of those shell scripts into an Exel add-in?Originally Posted by slickdawg
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
See, there's your problem right there. You're trying to interface with ExcelOriginally Posted by mdklatt
I love PHP.
Just imagine there's a really obnoxious graphical sig here
Putting code in a variable makes me happy.
Originally Posted by badger
That's crazy talk. Although it's certainly better than...shudder...Perl, and possibly VB.Originally Posted by GrapevineSooner
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Hey man, perl is great, as long as your need is to whip something up in 5-10 minutes and never ever ever ever EVER look at it again.Originally Posted by mdklatt
PHP is a great language for its simplicity.
Perl, sucks. Just because of its lack of any decent debugging. (I know, then don't code any bugs! )
VB is nice.
But C# is even nicer.
ASP.Net has features that kick the crap out of PHP. Especially the postback feature.