Natural Male Enhancement! Not sure what that meens but I can guess! I like the commercial if I was a single dude I would have to buy some and go hang out at the bars. It seems to work for that old dude on the Commercial.
Questions I have are.
What does this stuff do?
Is it Flavored?
Does it help the regular stand up guy like me?
Discuss.
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
I'll admit that I have taken Viagra as a recreational drug like many years ago.
Not any more, unless I'm like a trout spawning before death.
I'm not sure about enhancements. That stuff seems silly to me.
It prolly works about as well as burying a small statue of St Joseph in your yard helps you sell your house quicker.
IOW, if you think it helps, it may.
Personally, I'm a big proponent of after-shave containing 2% real panther p1ss.
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It looks like you don't use when you're with wimmins.Q: How do I use the MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement System ?
A: The MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement system is very easy to use. Simply massage a quarter-sized dab directly onto the penis for approximately 5-10 minutes while self-pleasuring.
Initial Integration Phase: Although you WILL begin to feel a difference with your very first use, in order to achieve the greatest possible results while on the MAXODERM™ Male Enhancement System, we recommend the following application frequency for the first 12 weeks:
Week 1: 4 applications
Week 2-3: 5 applications per week
Week 4-6: 6 applications per week
Week 7-8: 5 applications per week
Week 9-10: 4 applications per week
Week 11-12: 3 applications per week
Real Name: Mark
is steve martins penis cream no longer on the shelf?
for approximately 5-10 minutes while self-pleasuring.
5-10 minutes is awfully optimistic... so is 6 applications per week (while self-pleasuring).
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
but what the hell does it do for you. does it make it bigger or keep the party going longer
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."
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Originally Posted by C&CDean
I'm a tolerant mother****er.
i think it makes yer junk bigger. they have stuff that'll make the "party go longer" (as you say), that you can put right on before the act - it numbs yer junk.
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
if it numbs the junk, why bother? oH yea i guess i am not the only one at the party
Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."
Quote:
Originally Posted by C&CDean
I'm a tolerant mother****er.
Unless you're self-pleasuring.Originally Posted by OUHOMER
Real Name: Mark
Application time = 10 minutes ( rub vigorously )
If you're wondering what the blank spek is for, I was going to enter a message and accidentally hit the enter button. I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis."
and condolences to Mrs. BCS.I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis.
Dont try it !
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways
I thought those exotic foods were to blame for your weight gainDont try it !
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways
that's not what is making your belly bigger...it's the beer.Dont try it !
For the last 2 years , I thot it was some new kinda hand loition . Now I cant walk thru a door sideways
If the stuff makes your hog grow, shouldnt the hand that applies it also get bigger?
Dont know but my right is twice the size of my left
Thanks for verifying!If you're wondering what the blank spek is for, I was going to enter a message and accidentally hit the enter button. I was gonna say "Spek for admitting you have a small penis.
Booger Kills Deer and eatsem!
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