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    Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    or something is stuck in my kitchen sink pipes. Eitehr way, it smells like death. What is the best drain cleaning product out there? I tried Liquid Plumber Gel, and it did nothing. The drain is working fine, but something is wrong....really wrong.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    it's leftover hooker.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Have you tried washing your upper lip?
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    it's leftover hooker.
    No, that was the bathroom sink.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    You left a can of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can under the sink didn't you?
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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    You left a can of Live-Chicken-In-A-Can under the sink didn't you?
    No, those are all in route to the middle east.


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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?
    Well, they like to change the color of....



    nevermind

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I wonder what a small chicken needs dies for?
    Same thing a big chicken does, Dean....duh.
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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    yeah Dean! duh!

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Maybe you should check under your house for a shallow unmarked grave.

    You never know what your neighbors are up to!
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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Febreze!
    Ahahahaha...I like it!

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    windex - the cure all.
    I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    If it is something that's dead, it might be a good time for a vacation. Go away for a week, leave the fans on and hope that the decomposition has taken place by the time you return.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    I thought WD40 was the cure-all. Lubricant, stain remover, cough suppressant, etc.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    i had a plumber tell me once that those "drano's" were their best friends.....meaning they do more harm than good

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    If it is something that's dead, it might be a good time for a vacation. Go away for a week, leave the fans on and hope that the decomposition has taken place by the time you return.
    or you could craw around under the house and look for it.
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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasSooner01
    or you could craw around under the house and look for it.
    I do NOT go under houses.

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    i had a plumber tell me once that those "drano's" were their best friends.....meaning they do more harm than good
    That's probably true. With most of the pipes in newer homes being PVC, I'll bet the hard core drano stuff just destroys them. AND, it didn't work anyway!

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    Re: Either a small chicken has dies under my house,

    I'm assuming it's a house with a crawlspace? Have you looked in the crawlspace?

    My old house got really stinky a few years back. The cleanout plug had popped out...and raw sewage had spilled out over a ten foot area. Nasty. Plumber had to suck it and spread some chemical over it (lye I think). No problems since.

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