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    Dallas county child custody case

    A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas
    courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
    ruling over who should have custody of him.

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents
    and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt,
    in keeping with child custody law and regulations
    requiring that family unity be maintained to the
    degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
    his aunt beat him more than his parents and he
    adamantly refused to live with her.

    When the judge then suggested that he live with his
    grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat
    him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate
    family and learning that domestic violence was
    apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
    the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose
    who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and
    confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
    temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy
    firmly believes, are not capable of beating anyone.
    I'm baaaack!!!!

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    Older than the internet.


    Still funny, though.
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    Re: Dallas county child custody case



    Boo!

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    Ridiculously old.

    I'm negging you for it.
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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    yeah, how about some michael irvin cocaine jokes.......those are always fresh

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    Sadly, they are fresh since new one's arrive with each arrest.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    yeah when was the last arrest?

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    Practice was stopped yesterday at Dallas practice when a white powdery substance was found...
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    I may be wrong but it seems as if we may have gone for a fake PAT once since I've been at Baylor. Although I may have just been drunk and playing Xbox.
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    Back off of Bob (Barry, Sr.). He's drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all of you numnut's put together.

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    yeah when was the last arrest?

    I think it was the last time that I heard new jokes about him, a couple of years ago.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: Dallas county child custody case

    right, like i said....new stuff

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