Despite the fact I will be 47 years old next week, she wanted to check to see when I'm leaving work because "it's nasty out there."
sheesh.
Despite the fact I will be 47 years old next week, she wanted to check to see when I'm leaving work because "it's nasty out there."
sheesh.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
mine IM'ed me
My mom doesn't own a computer. She'd send me a letter telling me to be careful on the way home.
"...now you make sure to zip you coat up all of the way, and wear your mittens."
You've never been on Jeopardy, have you Cliff...er...Homey?
"ESPN and Texas are now one and the same." -Stewart Mandel
Say it with me, kids: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
my mom (as i'm sure yours does) will call on birthdays... "35 years ago right now i was in labor."
as if somehow i forgot it was my birthday.
i feel your pain.
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
Did she tell you to make sure you had on clean undies, In case you get in an accident ?
She aint worried about you forgettin ur BD , Shes Just reminding you what kinda pain in the asz youve always beenOriginally Posted by fadada1
Or pain somewhere, anyway.She aint worried about you forgettin ur BD , Shes Just reminding you what kinda pain in the asz youve always been
Real Name: Mark
Be grateful.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
I think it's awesome.Despite the fact I will be 47 years old next week, she wanted to check to see when I'm leaving work because "it's nasty out there."
sheesh.
funniest cartoon I saw was a kid telling his mom "why do I need clean underwear? If I get in an accident, I am probably gonna **** my pants anyway."
what are you saying?
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
button up your overcoat
when the wind blows freeeeeeee
take....good care of yourself,
you belong to meeeeeee
Despite the fact I will be 47 years old next week, she wanted to check to see when I'm leaving work because "it's nasty out there."
sheesh.
Same here . . .
Yup
Id love to get a call from my mom , Itd be a lil spooky tho, shes been gone almost 5 yrs
Ha ha. I am 33 and my DAD did the same thing today. Used to bug the hell out of me, but now that I am a parent it doesn't bother me at all.
In their eyes, you are still their little baby.
My mom hasn't called. Does that mean she doesn't love me anymore?
Real Name: Mark
I called my mom yesterday to tell her I'm going to tulsa for the weekend. She said, "No you ain't."
She told my sister she's not going to OKC this weekend as well.
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