when will i learn that small enclosed areas are not the best time to "break wind"
sorry to whoever got on after me...but you probably deserved it
when will i learn that small enclosed areas are not the best time to "break wind"
sorry to whoever got on after me...but you probably deserved it
In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I once got on the elevator - top floor - and someone had cut a nasty one and gotten off. Wincing, I rode down, but the elevator stopped halfway down - and a hawt girl got on, also wincing and glancing at me. I told her it smelled like that when I got on, but I'm not sure she believed me.
Don't apologize...you don't apologize when you do it in a car full of friends with the window locks on, do you? Of course not. You turn the heater on.
"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." -Conan O'brien
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