and it smelt like someone took a s*** in there!
I got out and waited for another elevator. That was gnasty!!!
and it smelt like someone took a s*** in there!
I got out and waited for another elevator. That was gnasty!!!
I always cut cheese on elevators then vacate the AO. I consider it payback for all the dickheads who wear so much stanky perfume you can smell them coming, and smell them in the elevator 2 hours later.
Why does 'cut the cheese' make me laugh?
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
Cause you're thinking about licking the knife?Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
OMG...
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
Boy, this did not go where I expected it to.
But, you have a good point there Dean, being gassed by stanky perfume is almost as bad a a stanky cheese cut.
I have worked here for a little over 2 years and NEVAR seen 1 Gators fan in this building. I get off the elevator Monday morning (wearing my FSU jacket) and the first thing I hear is "Go Gators"...Some guy I had never seen before, wearing a UF tie...I'd take the s*** smelling elevator of the s*** spewing Gator
I pooted, sorry...
There's some bastard who smokes in the elevator at my apartment complex, that annoys the crap out of me. I also woke up one saturday morning to find that someone had blown chunks in it. That was a crappy thing to wake up to.
“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
Do you live in a bar?Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." -Conan O'brien
nope, some of the complexes will have a bar on the 2nd story (parking on the basement/first story)
“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
Welcome to the SO. Sit a spell. Take your shoes off.Originally Posted by slickdawg
Well, crap.
Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
You woke up in the elevator?
I fly fake airplanes
Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
OR>>>.
I bet chunks is a happy dog today
I fly fake airplanes