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    I just got on the elevator

    and it smelt like someone took a s*** in there!


    I got out and waited for another elevator. That was gnasty!!!

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    I always cut cheese on elevators then vacate the AO. I consider it payback for all the dickheads who wear so much stanky perfume you can smell them coming, and smell them in the elevator 2 hours later.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Why does 'cut the cheese' make me laugh?
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    Why does 'cut the cheese' make me laugh?
    Cause you're thinking about licking the knife?

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    OMG...
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    heh
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Boy, this did not go where I expected it to.


    But, you have a good point there Dean, being gassed by stanky perfume is almost as bad a a stanky cheese cut.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    I have worked here for a little over 2 years and NEVAR seen 1 Gators fan in this building. I get off the elevator Monday morning (wearing my FSU jacket) and the first thing I hear is "Go Gators"...Some guy I had never seen before, wearing a UF tie...I'd take the s*** smelling elevator of the s*** spewing Gator
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    I pooted, sorry...


    There's some bastard who smokes in the elevator at my apartment complex, that annoys the crap out of me. I also woke up one saturday morning to find that someone had blown chunks in it. That was a crappy thing to wake up to.
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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    I pooted, sorry...


    There's some bastard who smokes in the elevator at my apartment complex, that annoys the crap out of me. I also woke up one saturday morning to find that someone had blown chunks in it. That was a crappy thing to wake up to.
    Do you live in a bar?
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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    nope, some of the complexes will have a bar on the 2nd story (parking on the basement/first story)
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by slickdawg
    Boy, this did not go where I expected it to...
    Welcome to the SO. Sit a spell. Take your shoes off.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    I pooted, sorry...


    There's some bastard who smokes in the elevator at my apartment complex, that annoys the crap out of me. I also woke up one saturday morning to find that someone had blown chunks in it. That was a crappy thing to wake up to.

    You woke up in the elevator?
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    Re: I just got on the elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93
    I pooted, sorry...


    There's some bastard who smokes in the elevator at my apartment complex, that annoys the crap out of me. I also woke up one saturday morning to find that someone had blown chunks in it. That was a crappy thing to wake up to.


    OR>>>.

    I bet chunks is a happy dog today
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