1. If, while walking together, two men happen to touch hands...do not acknowledge it ever happened.
2. With the exception of a full movie theatre, two men should never sit next to each other. Keep at least one empty seat between you.
3. If you have to hug another man, always do it cross armed. NEVER, under any circumstance should your arms be at the same level.
1. When that happens, I give a punch to the shoulder and accuse the other dude of being a fag.
2. I don't agree with this one. During the movie, I typically like to say some sarcastic things and also pre-movie conversation. The one thing that sucks is having to share an arm rest.
3. 100% in agreement, though I've never actually thought about it. It just happens that way. Interesting that it's the exact opposite with the ladies.
yERMOM AND i ALWAYS SIT NEXT TO EACH OTEHR.....rEAL CLOSE LIKE
i know, that's why this is the "Man" guide.Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
Oh snap . . .
4. In a bathroom with five urinals, at most three are usable unless there's partitions.
5. I do not talk to other men when my crank is in my hand. Others should do me the same courtesy.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
This must be why we haven't seen much of Howzit lately.
And 1TC.
he doesn't talk, he just likes to watch
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
6. Do not fart while you're using the urinal.
"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." -Conan O'brien
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Heh! Yeah that sounds more reasonable.fixed
7. Under no circumstances should men cross their legs.
Had to throw that one in before I got beat to it!
"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." -Conan O'brien
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