we only have one here at work and sometimes the line can get a little long
some dudes feel like they need to pose and look at themselves in the mirror
we only have one here at work and sometimes the line can get a little long
some dudes feel like they need to pose and look at themselves in the mirror
Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
Heh
Did you ever fake a pee at a urinal when you came into the restroom intending to take a dump and found the stall occupied?
La ola es mía.
No.
If I gotta wait it out, I wait. If anyone's got a problem with me hovering around in front of a closed stall, my face redder'n a beet due to the prairie doggin', I'll just say with conviction "Hey, man, I gotta take a dump."
That will usually get you respect. I think it comes with age.
restroom wisdom: do what you came for... with attitude!
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I'm achieving "old fart" status. I'm not quite old enough yet, but I got the fart part nailed.
I have seen turds in urinals before.
Damn.
When you drop, you do a little bit of #1, too.
For someone to hang the moon over a urinal and drop one means he either peed all over himself or the floor.
The act alone defies certain laws of physics.
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