"Sorry kid but my sister needs a nose job."
"Sorry kid but my sister needs a nose job."
"My baby's momma needs some shoes!"
"I'm GONNNEEEE!!!111"
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Kiss me arse.
It's smaller than appears in your rear view mirror.
Bye. Bye.
"I think we sent a message to whoever is watching," McCoy said. "Whether it was computers, an alien, whatever it is. We're for real.
- Challenged Sooner defense answers call
Nice tackle, Smarticus....NOT!
How's my running??
Born to fish, forced to work.
Catch me IF you can.
Owen '05-'26 122-54-16 .677 (Foundation)
Wilkinson '47-'63 145-29-4 .829 (DYNASTY 1) 3 NC
Switzer '73-'88 157-29-4 .837(DYNASTY 2) 3 NC
Stoops '99- PRESENT 179-46.793 (DYNASTY 3) 1 NC and still WAITING
At OU tradition is about more than just one coach 861-319-53 .720
Scattergun toting Posse member
**** Crimsontothecore!
thank you, TheLadiesMike:
How about "I'm Coming Baaack"
The stuff dreams are made of.
The first time i saw that i actually thought it was photoshopped, guess not.Originally Posted by critical_phil
GOODBYE....
Im hell when Im well and I am never sick!
"NFL - Will I or won't I?"
Cogito sumere potum alterum - I think I'll have another drink.
Back when it happened someone posted a photo of the pads that was taken when he wasn't wearing them.Originally Posted by sfgirl
Destiny rides again.
"Adrian Maximus"
I have held that pad in my very own hand. Here is a close up from his locker.Originally Posted by TheLadiesMike
"Hey! This isn't the ALAMO BOWL!!!"
Oh, and put a little "" on if it fits...
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
BEEP!!! BEEP!!!
"Lead, follow, or get the hell outta the way"
"If you can read this, I burned your ***"
"How's my running? Comments, call 1-EAT-ADs-DUST"
"I thought the only way we could beat Bama is if they came in unmotivated like we did against Boise. Bama wasn't caught off guard, OU didn't use cheap-*** trickeration...for 60 minutes we punched them in the face and they went down." - SoonernAR
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
- Hubert H. Humphrey
The letters will just peel off as he hits warp speed....
"Loyalty is still the same,
Whether it win or lose the game;
True as a dial to the sun,
Although it be not shined upon."
(Samuel Butler- Hudibras, 1663)
Sooner born, Sooner bred....