Today is our office Christmas party. I loaded my arms up with my purse, coat, chocolate candy, banana bread, umbrella, and huge crock pot full of meatballs and went in the POURING rain on my LONG HIKE to the building. I hustled, trying not to lose anything, and trying to stay sort of dry. As I was ENTERING the buildilng, some guy held the door open for me, and then just as I got about 1/2 way in the door he let go of it and it slammed me in the arse, making me DROP THE WHOLE POT OF MEATBALLS AND BBQ SAUCE!!! Of course it shattered all over my shoes and the floor, and the a$$hat just kept walking. Another guy stopped by and got me a trashcan, then took it out to the dumpster for me.
My hands still smell of bbq sauce, and I'm still pi$$ed!!!!!
I've been teased all day about "you know what would go really good with this sammich?? some MEATBALLS!"