Why does my boss think I am a complete dumba**?

[Osce0la]

I was printing a report and the printer ran out of paper. I get up to go put some more paper in the printer and what do I see??? My f***ing boss following me. I grab the box and start walking towards the printer when he says "you got it?"...I thought about telling him "No, I am even more of an incompetent moron than you think I am, can you please show me how to put paper in the printer?". Everytime I do something he feels the need to stand over my shoulder and watch me as though I don't know what I am doing. Sorry, sir, but I was working over here perfectly fine for over 6 months before you ever even got your job here (a job that it seems as though you yourself don't even know how to do properly). Yes, I know how to put paper in a printer, and yes, in fact, I do know how to do my job.

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[NormanPride]

Are you a complete dumba**? That would simplify things a bit if you were.

[BigRedJed]

Maybe he thinks you're a moran.

[Mjcpr]

Remember eveyone, I was the first to predict a OsceOla work rampage. I'm sticking with it.

[JohnnyMack]

Maybe he thinks you're a woman.

Dood, that ain't cool.

[C&CDean]

I wonder what "syndrome" you have on that psychological test?

[Viking Kitten]

I was printing a report and the printer ran out of paper. I get up to go put some more paper in the printer and what do I see??? My f***ing boss following me. I grab the box and start walking towards the printer when he says "you got it?"...I thought about telling him "No, I am even more of an incompetent moron than you think I am, can you please show me how to put paper in the printer?". Everytime I do something he feels the need to stand over my shoulder and watch me as though I don't know what I am doing. Sorry, sir, but I was working over here perfectly fine for over 6 months before you ever even got your job here (a job that it seems as though you yourself don't even know how to do properly). Yes, I know how to put paper in a printer, and yes, in fact, I do know how to do my job.

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He was just making sure you attached a cover sheet to your reports...

[RacerX]

you must be hawt.

[KABOOKIE]

I bet you don't have the nads to tell him to BACK DA F*CK UP!!!

[TexasSooner01]

Is he short? Maybe your boss has a "short man" complex.

[Dio]

He was just making sure you attached a cover sheet to your reports...

Did you see the memo about this?

[Osce0la]

I wonder what "syndrome" you have on that psychological test?

I already posted my results:

From the way he acts you would think this has to be true.




I did actually score low on everything on that test though.

[Okieflyer]

Are you sure you can do it?

[Osce0la]

I'm thinking by tomorrow morning I may actually forget how to do all of my work. I won't know how to do any portion of my job. This could be fun. I really should try it.