One used to be able to browse the SO and get locked in by its hilarity/sickeness. It used to be the equivalent of seeing your buddy light a fart, or you and your pals chugging a 30 pack of cheap beer and shooting some road signs at 80 MPH.
Now it is like seeing some guy push an old lady in a walker down, or a dude kicking a puppy.
We all need to step up and pull our own weight. We need to neglect our jobs, personal obligations, wifes/husbands/gay/lesbo lovers, children, oil changes, and wiping after a crap.
We need more dick jokes,
embarassing anecdotes,
put downs, cut downs, pr0n jokes,
and family quotes,
a whoopie cushion under your grandma,
an escape from the law,
shaving a friend's back,
a loved one who smokes crack,
I blame myself for the downfall,
I am nothing but a dirty *******,
but bring back the SOUTH OVAL!!!111!!!
PICK UP THE SLACK BITCHES