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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Penguin's Avatar
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    Arrow My newest get rich quick scheme

    I found out that since the price of copper is so high now that the penny is worth more than it's face value.


    Here's my plan:

    #1) Take all my cash to the bank and cash it in for pennies.

    #2) Melt the copper down into a statue or something like that.

    #3) Go to the nearest scrap metal company and sell it for cash.

    #4) Repeat until scheme is no longer profitable.


    There is no flaw in my plan. See you later, suckers.
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    you're weird

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Aren't pennies mostly made of nickel now?
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Thread killer...

    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Aren't pennies mostly made of nickel now?
    Sweet! I only paid $0.01 for the ones that I have!!

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    Aren't pennies mostly made of nickel now?
    shortest get rich scheme ever.

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    maybe we need to be on the Copper standard

    there is something wrong when it costs more than a cent to make a penny

    i saw something briefly on CNN or something yesterday that melting down pennies and nickels was illegal... i don't think that is a new thing though

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    What's zinc going for these days?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    They're mostly zinc. And cost $0.0093 each to make.

    http://www.usmint.gov/faqs/circulati...ting_coin#cost
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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    they were saying that it was up to like $1.73 now

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    I thought 99.7% of all copper sucked.
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    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Attention anal retentive people with no sense of humor:


    U.S. Mint Moves to Ban Penny Melting


    copper prices are up more than 180 percent since mid-2003, selling for just more than $3 a pound.

    That means the modern penny (made after 1982) is worth 1.73 cents with production costs included. The nickel, which is made of copper and nickel, is actually worth 8.34 cents when production costs are included.




    I guess the SO ain't what it used to be.
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    I guess the SO ain't what it used to be.
    Wait, you're a mod now?


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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    Attention anal retentive people with no sense of humor:


    U.S. Mint Moves to Ban Penny Melting








    I guess the SO ain't what it used to be.
    you said "anal" *snicker*

    that better?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    See, if you had not opened up your big mouth and told your plans, you would be rich by now.

    Im going to go try to demand the true 1.73 value of a penny at the local convenience store.

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugue
    you said "anal" *snicker*

    That's not a Snickers!!!

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Baby Ruth?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Candy corn?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    peenuts?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    Chocolate milk?

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    Re: My newest get rich quick scheme

    sbib?

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