I found out that since the price of copper is so high now that the penny is worth more than it's face value.
Here's my plan:
#1) Take all my cash to the bank and cash it in for pennies.
#2) Melt the copper down into a statue or something like that.
#3) Go to the nearest scrap metal company and sell it for cash.
#4) Repeat until scheme is no longer profitable.
There is no flaw in my plan. See you later, suckers.