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    Most Awesome 60s Chair Our Office is Going Paperless

    So everyday, we have these email exchanges that contain some information about financial data that we transfer to our bank. It just says how many and how much, basically. In case they're ever needed again, I made a folder for them in my email program and I just move them over there every day.

    My co-worker prints them. Both of them, every day. While that in itself is a complete waste of paper, the funny thing is that when he gets, say, a month's worth....he scans them and throws away the paper copies. So essentially, what he's doing is taking an electronic version of this document, printing it out, and then later scanning it back into an electronic version of the same document and throwing away the paper.

    Maybe it's just me, but that seems like the most retarded thing evar.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    paperless....heh.

    never gonna happen....at least not in our lifetime.

    as soon as our area went "paperless", paper consumption went up.
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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
    paperless....heh.

    never gonna happen....at least not in our lifetime.

    as soon as our area went "paperless", paper consumption went up.
    Thats funny ****

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    So they're installing bidets in every bathroom huh? Cool.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    I was kidding about the going paperless part see, because he's printing stuff out in order to make it electronic.

    See the irony?

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    ...My co-worker prints them. Both of them, every day. While that in itself is a complete waste of paper, the funny thing is that when he gets, say, a month's worth....he scans them and throws away the paper copies. So essentially, what he's doing is taking an electronic version of this document, printing it out, and then later scanning it back into an electronic version of the same document and throwing away the paper...
    Hmmm... Sounds like the Department Of Redundancy Department. Does this co-worker appear to have serious issues with insecurity?
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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    We used to have a VP that made his assistant print off all of his emails so he could read them.

    We suspected that he didn't know whow to read gud or something because she always ended-up going over them for him.

    Several months later he was fired and we found out he was practically illiterate. Must be very hard to fake that kind of stuff and be as successful as he was. I can't imagine.

    Oh, and the dude in Pat's story is a total dumas.
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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by OklaPony
    Hmmm... Sounds like the Department Of Redundancy Department. Does this co-worker appear to have serious issues with insecurity?
    That ****er has all manner of issues.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    That ****er has all manner of issues.
    I'll take that as a yes.
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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    I just spotted a "quick pray".

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Dean...

    Have you ever used a bidet?

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I just spotted a "quick pray".
    Sometimes it's hard to tell because he talks to himself a lot; the clasped hands and bowed head are the keys.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Be afraid, be very afraid...
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup
    Dean...

    Have you ever used a bidet?

    those are for your feet, right?

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Bidet of Beer


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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    I was kidding about the going paperless part see, because he's printing stuff out in order to make it electronic.

    See the irony?
    All kidding aside, that is jacked up. Has anyone pointed out to the person, why doesn't he just archive the original email. Does he mark up the paper copies to make it different or original?
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    we're "paperless", all our claims documents get scanned into a "laserfiche" program, which i call "loserfiche" because it sucks

    but my adjusters will print some of the documents out and work on the printed material because they can write notes , etc

    paperless my ***......

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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHumanAlphabet
    All kidding aside, that is jacked up. Has anyone pointed out to the person, why doesn't he just archive the original email. Does he mark up the paper copies to make it different or original?
    Nope, no edits.....just prints out the emails then scans them in later.


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    Re: Our Office is Going Paperless

    Care to elaborate on some of this guy's issues?
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