On the first shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, a Bugeater in a headlock.
On the first shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, a Bugeater in a headlock.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
On the second shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, two longwhorns crying,
and a Bugeater in a headlock.
On the third shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock
Guns & God clinger-to'er.
On the fourth shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, Four consecutive OSU Aggie beatdowns.
three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock.
I taste terrific.
On the fifth shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, five Frans a sulking
Four consecutive OSU Aggie beatdowns.
three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock.
I love you for this thread Homey.
in a very non-homo manly way.
I taste terrific.
On the sixth shots of Christmas Rufus gave to me Baylor fans drinking too much Zima.
Five Frans a sulking
Four consecutive OSU Aggie beatdowns.
three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock
On the seventh shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, Seven National Championships
Six Baylor fans drinking too much Zima.
Five Frans a sulking
Four consecutive OSU Aggie beatdowns.
three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
On the eighth shot of Christmas, Rufus gave to me, Eight bowl games in a row,
Seven National Championships
Six Baylor fans drinking too much Zima.
Five Frans a sulking
Four consecutive OSU Aggie beatdowns.
three interceptions
two longwhorns crying,
and a bugeater in a headlock
Apollo Beach Sooner
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