So after an uneventful day at work today, I come home and after passing not two steps through the door, a powerfully loud and odoriferous flatus expelled itself from my posterior. This has happened for something like the past 4 days or so. It is important to note that this does not happen whilst at work. Only upon arrival at home. Since my wife is always home and nearby when this happens, I have taken to blaming this on her, claiming that Mrs. Ike must be some kind of fart whisperer and drawing them out of me. I think I may be on to something.