The Chivalry Thread

[VeeJay]

SBSB's thread got me to thinking about deeds we do for our lady friends - whether intentional or not.

Friday mornings, I walk my 6 y.o. daughter to school - which is about a half mile from our house. I usually see one of our neighbors, who also escorts her 3rd grade daughter. They've begun riding bikes. So last Friday they zoom past us on their bikes and of course my daughter goes running after them.

A few houses away from the crossing zone we see the two bikes parked on the sidewalk. Well, the 3rd grader's chain has come off the wheel. Mom is trying feverishly to fix it. My 6 y.o. and the 3rd grader ask if they can go on to school, and of course we say OK. So I am left trying to help my neighbor fix her kid's bike. After a few minutes it's fixed and I get to walk it back to their house, which is not all that far.

I felt good about my deed, and I also got a bonus in that as the lady was getting in position to help me, there was a momentary sighting of butt crackage.

One of those warm, fuzzy feelings about neighborliness and lending a helping hand.

[Mongo]

Good on you, but in this day and age, you will be served papers because you are being sued for staring at her butt and you made sexual advances towards her.

[VeeJay]

I didn't realize the magnitude of my aggressiveness.

[OUHOMER]

Well you know its coming

This thread is no good without pics and is she hot

[VeeJay]

I will need to check out my photo archives. They always have a pool party at their house on Memorial Day. I would think I have a pic someplace, but I am not certain. I will say she fills out a bikini nicely, but I am not supposed to be aware of such.

This thread was about chivalry, I think. It is easy to get distracted.

[GottaHavePride]

Deer lord, I'm a sucker that way. Girls can get me to go way the heck out of my way for them just by asking. Or by being cute.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm helpful to everyone. Unless I think you're an a-hole.

[OUinFLA]

Leaving Sam's club the other morning, I heard the distinct click of a dying battery in the car next to my truck.
I grabbed my portable starting battery and came around the car to find this very sweet lady looking confused.
Sounds like a dead battery to me, I said.
I happen to have a jumper battery here if you would like me to help you.
She poped the hood, and I stared at a very corroded battery, hoping It would still start.
Well, it did and she thanked me.
When I suggested she go across the street and let the auto parts store put in a new battery, she replied she had to get to the hospital to pick up her hubby.
I only hoped she got the car started at the hospital.

And no. I dont have pics and she was NOT hawt. She had to be pushing 80 or thereabouts.

Someday, Im gonna get lucky and find some young sexy hawt honey with a dead battery. All this other stuff is just practice.

[1stTimeCaller]

One snowy morning I saw some Theta in her parking lot using a CD case to scrape the ice and snow off of her windows. She didn't even have on gloves. I went over and cleaned off the windows of probably 20 cars.

[Tailwind]

Oh, you are such nice guys! On behalf of those ladies you've helped out, thank you!

[Cam]

I'm helpful to everyone. Unless I think you're an a-hole.

Same here. Ain't gonna kill anybody to be nice.

[Czar Soonerov]

I took my son back to school the other day after lunch and noticed a lady in distress stranded in the school parking lot, she needed a "jump." I gladly obliged.

[NormanPride]

I posted a frying pan in the makeup shop thread for the benefit of the ladies.


Really, I try to help everyone. Just because they're a girl shouldn't mean they get EXTRA help.... but it does most of the time.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10254

[Czar Soonerov]

heh