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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member OUHOMER's Avatar
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    What do I want for Christmas

    The wife keeps asking, But I really cann't think of anything.

    So I thought I would ask the S.O. what do I want for Christmas

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    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    I'm a tolerant mother****er.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    how about a nice "washee washee" at the local asian massage parlor.
    I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    My wife wants to get me one of those combination boom box, mobile, personal, XM radio systems. It'll be pretty handy out on the road.


    Guns & God clinger-to'er.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    The wife keeps asking, But I really cann't think of anything.

    So I thought I would ask the S.O. what do I want for Christmas

    If I didn't know better, I'd wonder if you were my husband!

    I could use some good ideas. He's not being helpful at all.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    He's probably too shy to say a threesome.


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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Peace on Earth
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    S & W .500 8-3/8" Barrel
    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    Einstein.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    plasma screen for the bathroom

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member OUHOMER's Avatar
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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBorn68
    My wife wants to get me one of those combination boom box, mobile, personal, XM radio systems. It'll be pretty handy out on the road.

    That would be cool, we float the river every year, be nice to have some good toons. where do you get one
    Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Homer, Mrs. '68 saw the system at Sam's.


    Guns & God clinger-to'er.

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    HD-DVD addon for your X-Box.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    He's probably too shy to say a threesome.


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    I don't know... I could be wrong, this is just a hunch, but I don't think he'd be all that thrilled with the idea of having another man in our bed with us.

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    Question Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Peace on Earth
    How do you wrap that?

    Box, bag?

    Can you get it with one of those scan-able gift cards?

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Well, if you were me you would want the new Humminbird 997c Side Imaging sonar unit that is being released in Feb. just in time for Christmas.

    On the other hand if you were Mrs. OUinFLA, you would be gift wrapping a 300 yd spool of twine and a 1 pound weight. She feels that the fish are losing their advantage.
    An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
    Experience is what you get if you don't...

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas


    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: What do I want for Christmas


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    Re: What do I want for Christmas

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo



    You are very practical. What's on your list, a new iron?
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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