I choked on a phone because the voices told me to

**slickdawg** · 11/15/2006, 03:03 PM

How about you?

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

**colleyvillesooner** · 11/15/2006, 03:04 PM

I sang to my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

**fadada1** · 11/15/2006, 03:04 PM

i smoked a squirrel because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

great. where do i sign up???

**crawfish** · 11/15/2006, 03:05 PM

I had lunch with a fireman because I was drunk?

**colleyvillesooner** · 11/15/2006, 03:05 PM

Anyone Born on May 22nd or 27th will have some splainin to do.

**pb4ou** · 11/15/2006, 03:06 PM

I dry humped a Mexican because I'm cool like that.

**JohnnyMack** · 11/15/2006, 03:07 PM

I was born in April.

I'm not playing this game.

**1stTimeCaller** · 11/15/2006, 03:07 PM

I loved a squirrel because that's how I roll.

**OU4LIFE** · 11/15/2006, 03:08 PM

I had lunch with a baseball bat because I'm a ninja.

F*CK YEAH!

**Beef** · 11/15/2006, 03:09 PM

I dry humped a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I'm bri?

**BoogercountySooner** · 11/15/2006, 03:15 PM

I danced with a monster because I am High!

**leavingthezoo** · 11/15/2006, 03:17 PM

i loved a squirrel because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

sometimes twice.

**Beef** · 11/15/2006, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by leavingthezoo

i loved a squirrel because i'm sexy and i do what i want.

sometimes twice.

RAWR!!!

**Fugue** · 11/15/2006, 03:26 PM

I danced with Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja.

**Boomer.....** · 11/15/2006, 03:28 PM

I yelled at a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

**BOOMERBRADLEY** · 11/15/2006, 03:31 PM

I sang to myself because im sexy and I do what I want

**SicEmBaylor** · 11/15/2006, 03:32 PM

I danced with a fork; because, I'm cool like that.

**soonernation** · 11/15/2006, 03:34 PM

I kicked a pickle because I'm a Ninja.

**Harry Beanbag** · 11/15/2006, 04:03 PM

I yelled at a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Mine sucks.

**Widescreen** · 11/15/2006, 04:06 PM

I choked on a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Why do I always get the gay ones?

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